shutupmandy.bsky.social
@shutupmandy.bsky.social
Psychiatric Nurse Practitioner by trade, Sarcasm Enthusiast by nature
All that orange icing flowing down…
June 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Dare I say, feed the school children as well. Absolutely anarchistic.
June 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
There’s always money in the banana stand.
May 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
<New Pope publicly excommunicates JD Vance on global live stream>
May 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
<New Pope receives certified letter from DT requesting that the Vatican end DEI….>
May 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I can’t decide if I like cilantro because I don’t have the gene that makes it taste like soap, or if I do have that gene but I like cilantro because I like the taste of soap…
May 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
What do you call a pretty girl on the arm of a drummer?
A tattoo.
May 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Tin cans and string babe
April 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Walk softly and carry a big stick.
April 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This is my new jam
March 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
In an alternate timeline we’re getting weekly videos of Tim making a different hot dish live from Observatory Circle.
March 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
He probably was just trying to make his sideburns even and was not great at it.
February 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
What’s a little Roentgen between friends?
February 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
We may have to fight to get there, but knowing it is around the corner sometimes is the only thing giving me enough hope to hang on. Find your blue sky and don’t let anyone take it away from you. We will get there together. 4/4
February 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Despite all our hardships, blue skies return. In the last several weeks especially when I am trying to muster any hope that we will survive this assault on our freedoms, I picture that blue sky and know it will reappear. 3/
February 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM