Kirsten Smersten
@shutupkirsten.bsky.social
The entirety of Long Island is inbred.
January 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The entirety of Long Island is inbred.
When my high school bully keeps having kids who end up on my “Bad Baby Names From Real People I Know” list on my phone. You contribute to my favorite party trick of reciting the list while drunk.
a man wearing a cowboy hat with the words by god you better not stop
ALT: a man wearing a cowboy hat with the words by god you better not stop
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
When my high school bully keeps having kids who end up on my “Bad Baby Names From Real People I Know” list on my phone. You contribute to my favorite party trick of reciting the list while drunk.
Coming out of the bathroom after changing my menstrual cup with long nails for the first time
three men in military uniforms salute each other
ALT: three men in military uniforms salute each other
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Coming out of the bathroom after changing my menstrual cup with long nails for the first time
Tyler is in his villian era
March 19, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Tyler is in his villian era