Paved paradise, put in a parking lot

Someone needs to explain to them how stupid that is. Not predicting the weather doesn’t keep it from happening. Like people aren’t going to notice?

It’s magical incantations. Spells and hexes and stuff.

No paperwork? Take your place in the line on the right and enjoy your shower. Chilling.

Congress? Hello—federal workers here. We are struggling to fight all of this on our own.

More details will be released soon, but rampant illegal activity is occurring here.

Can we just skip to the good part where he sends himself to Hell like Hitler did?

The equivalent to offering a virgin to the volcano to appease any angry spirits.