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look ma i made it to bsky
who do you think you are i am
@shut_up_laura on twitter
who do you think you are i am
@shut_up_laura on twitter
i haven’t had a normal day i don’t think since like june 2019
March 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i haven’t had a normal day i don’t think since like june 2019
being mad at my mom is the energy waster i do not have time for this anymore she cant drive me crazy if i simply refuse to be mad
March 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
being mad at my mom is the energy waster i do not have time for this anymore she cant drive me crazy if i simply refuse to be mad
the white lotus is Very Good. 10/10
March 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM
the white lotus is Very Good. 10/10
love telling ppl i had “chicken with rice” for dinner when in reality i had chinese food but like is that not chicken with rice…
March 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
love telling ppl i had “chicken with rice” for dinner when in reality i had chinese food but like is that not chicken with rice…
i finished watching its always sunny all the way thru for the second time and then turned around and started it again for the third time. this show is doing cocomelon shit to my brain and i like it
March 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
i finished watching its always sunny all the way thru for the second time and then turned around and started it again for the third time. this show is doing cocomelon shit to my brain and i like it
if i had jeff bezos money i would find out once and for all what exactly is wrong with my mom
March 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
if i had jeff bezos money i would find out once and for all what exactly is wrong with my mom
im betting rn that zucc changes the name of instagram to reels bc this is the bad place and the internet we grew up with got murdered in cold blood
February 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
im betting rn that zucc changes the name of instagram to reels bc this is the bad place and the internet we grew up with got murdered in cold blood
i think i just aged 10 years over the past 12 hours
February 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
i think i just aged 10 years over the past 12 hours
oh bojack, there is no other side. this is it
February 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
oh bojack, there is no other side. this is it
my grandpa used to pick up the phone so immediately when i called sometimes it wouldnt even ring on my end cause he picked it up the second the phone rang cause he sat next to it. i need that right now
February 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
my grandpa used to pick up the phone so immediately when i called sometimes it wouldnt even ring on my end cause he picked it up the second the phone rang cause he sat next to it. i need that right now
ive paid like. only 2 of my bills for this month. maybe more like 1.5 actually
February 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
ive paid like. only 2 of my bills for this month. maybe more like 1.5 actually
i wish my grandma was still alive
February 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i wish my grandma was still alive
im losing you and its effortless
February 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
im losing you and its effortless
i think it’d be really cool to experience one day without feeling anxious attachment
February 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
i think it’d be really cool to experience one day without feeling anxious attachment
happy val day to all my bsky moots im kissing you all deeply on the mouth with tongue😇🥰😘
February 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
happy val day to all my bsky moots im kissing you all deeply on the mouth with tongue😇🥰😘
when drag race comes on i am no better than a man watching football im yellin hootin and hollerin for the dolls
February 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
when drag race comes on i am no better than a man watching football im yellin hootin and hollerin for the dolls
this is why i left twitter btw. what kind of “Ad” is this…what is it selling? who is this for?? other than getting on my timeline to make me mad?
February 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
this is why i left twitter btw. what kind of “Ad” is this…what is it selling? who is this for?? other than getting on my timeline to make me mad?
i cant believe they made a shitty movie about SNL and they didnt even make it set during their hayday. i didnt even know who any of the people were supposed to be besides chevy chase and bellushi
February 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i cant believe they made a shitty movie about SNL and they didnt even make it set during their hayday. i didnt even know who any of the people were supposed to be besides chevy chase and bellushi
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Drake should have to give a post-game press conference where he explains what happened tonight
February 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Drake should have to give a post-game press conference where he explains what happened tonight
“i am god’s strongest soldier” -me psyching myself up to go inside the grocery store
February 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
“i am god’s strongest soldier” -me psyching myself up to go inside the grocery store
the way the halftime show used to have a stage and bands and people in the crowd like a concert we used to be a proper country it used to take hours
February 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
the way the halftime show used to have a stage and bands and people in the crowd like a concert we used to be a proper country it used to take hours
RIP Drake that was beautiful to witness
so sad how drake only has like 8 more hours to live
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
RIP Drake that was beautiful to witness
GO BIRDSSSSSSS CAWCAWWW 🦅🦅
February 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
GO BIRDSSSSSSS CAWCAWWW 🦅🦅