Honestly I like the one with the truck driving dog better.

Might be asking for cheese tax complications if there are any dogs in the house. :3

You kids aren't old enough to remember the morning fart sound... Made sure you were awake! Kept you alert!

I've already seen a video where someone ordered one of those AI generated "lifelike" robot puppies and it was just a cheap wind-up toy. They're probably just going to get the Barbie doll in the photo...

...that or one of those sex dolls...

...who am I kidding, it's probably the sex doll.

Which is to say, probably nobody... But you miss 100% of the shots you never take.

People dumb enough to think they’re actually going to get a robot.

Of course I’m referring to Steve Allen, who invented the pie in 1954 (shortly before he invented the Pog in the early 1960s).

Increase the volume by a single increment each day and see how long it takes before it becomes unbearable.

Umm... Isn't that just frosting? o.o

I’m pretty sure I’ve done all of them. X3