ShurtBert
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ShurtBert
@shurtbert.bsky.social
I'm here to be entertained, but I'll post something interesting from time to time.
“Et tu, Brute?"
March 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
How fun. Every male in a red state will suddenly have to identify legally as female 🤣
January 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Yes I'm this old.
a stack of blazer boxes with wolverines written in the corner
ALT: a stack of blazer boxes with wolverines written in the corner
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January 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Exactly!
January 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Bad logic. The sum of a single part is not equivalent to the sum of the whole.

I'm fine with her character. My only complaint is her origin. Too many light saber stab survivors in Disney Star Wars.
January 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The weekend after NYE. You've had time to recover from the holiday season. Get to the chores.
January 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Imagine typing "fun to bully" and thinking you're on right side of morality. Clowns.
January 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
OU has more applicants than OSU because OU is easier to spell.
January 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
We do get to vote on it. Unfortunately the majority either don't vote or they vote to deny their own raise.

People need to stop voting for politicians that won't increase minimum wage, and take away social programs.

Were doing it to ourselves.
December 23, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Thin mints are a popular cookie you can only get from Girl scouts during a specific time of year. The joke is that the upsell offer isn't a discount, but we buy them in bulk anyway because there is another 11 months before you can buy your addiction cookies again.

Girl knows shes got the sale.
December 23, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Sounds like you came across the Fun-Raisers
December 23, 2024 at 6:59 PM
December 23, 2024 at 3:40 PM
The same happened for me. Reading Gilgamesh started the questions. Came to find out there is no evidence for any religious claims. It's all fairytales, and not even original stories in most cases.

Finding out the Gospels aren't first person accounts was the final straw that broke the theism lie.
December 19, 2024 at 4:48 PM
I didn't have US politics X JoJo on my bingo card, but here we are.
December 18, 2024 at 1:49 AM
A whip he crafted himself to comit a premeditated act of violence.
December 17, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Meanwhile on Deep Rock Galactic
a video game is being played at the hoys bar
ALT: a video game is being played at the hoys bar
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December 17, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Depends on how close you are and how big your flashlight is.
December 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
The 2018 one is false color to highlight the different structures seen on Pluto. The 2015 photo is true color and what you would see with the naked eye.
December 17, 2024 at 10:23 PM
For me yes. The images I imagine are no different from recalling a memory or dreaming. Just as vivid in my head.
December 17, 2024 at 1:09 AM
I think Liz might be a cartoon character 😂
a king of the hill cartoon with a caption that says " know your name and particulars "
ALT: a king of the hill cartoon with a caption that says " know your name and particulars "
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December 17, 2024 at 1:02 AM