My 85-year-old mother auditioned for a play this week and I just got this text.

Used to be sad, used to be shy
Funniest thing, the saddest part is I never knew why...

But now I know. Rip Linda Lavin.

Spending my Sunday on the verge of cuteness overload but I can’t look away.

I was supposed to be dog sitting this week, but instead it turns out I am sitting for an ANGEL

Important reminder.

I agree.

I fell yesterday (F people who leave bird scooters in the middle of the sidewalk) & badly scraped my knee & elbow. I looked online to find tricks to heal better in such a bendy area. I'm confounded by this Wikihow picture. What does it mean? Why is he thinking of a man smoking??

Why does the cat have a human nose? I am uncomfortable.

Happy eclipse day, everyone!

Ringing in the new year with the best.

Saw this sign at rite aid and fixed it for the holidays.

Millhouse Vanhouten taking off his glasses, but make it car! 

Remember, it's never too late to start or renew your crush on Vince Guaraldi. Happy Holidays!

They wrap the shower puffs individually so you don’t eat more than one serving.

Eclipse pasta strainer!