Šulcs
@shulcs.cz
Cats, chillies, beer and music, not necessarily in that particular order
Bookmarked this one, because I'll need it next time a client shows up going "ok, so, don't need anything from you, we made it ourselves in Canva, but could you just maybe make it less shit and actually printable?, thanks"
September 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Bookmarked this one, because I'll need it next time a client shows up going "ok, so, don't need anything from you, we made it ourselves in Canva, but could you just maybe make it less shit and actually printable?, thanks"
Well what's there to like, I mean look at this shit, man, imagine sitting in a river wearing a fur coat and trying to catch fish with your bare hands for a living. Yes, on cam!
September 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Well what's there to like, I mean look at this shit, man, imagine sitting in a river wearing a fur coat and trying to catch fish with your bare hands for a living. Yes, on cam!
Funniest part is, the fact they had to google who that is is NOT the major giveaway they've never seen the movie
September 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Funniest part is, the fact they had to google who that is is NOT the major giveaway they've never seen the movie
*stays strong*
(which is not _that_ hard, tbh, provided there's no tonic in the fridge, which I'll consider a lucky coincidence)
(which is not _that_ hard, tbh, provided there's no tonic in the fridge, which I'll consider a lucky coincidence)
September 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
*stays strong*
(which is not _that_ hard, tbh, provided there's no tonic in the fridge, which I'll consider a lucky coincidence)
(which is not _that_ hard, tbh, provided there's no tonic in the fridge, which I'll consider a lucky coincidence)
Why, why did you have to remind me it's a thing. Come on, it's almost 2 am and I should be off to sleep, and now my brain suddenly says I need one now, NOW
September 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Why, why did you have to remind me it's a thing. Come on, it's almost 2 am and I should be off to sleep, and now my brain suddenly says I need one now, NOW
Argh, every tool is _the_ right tool if it serves the right purpose, case dismissed
September 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Argh, every tool is _the_ right tool if it serves the right purpose, case dismissed
What do you mean there's no such word, Alot is saddened by your statement here!
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September 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
What do you mean there's no such word, Alot is saddened by your statement here!
Oh noes, so we're like... we're gonna die eventually now?
September 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Oh noes, so we're like... we're gonna die eventually now?
Not to my knowledge, but lots of lulz if you don't live in the US tho
September 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Not to my knowledge, but lots of lulz if you don't live in the US tho
This playing in my head now, and I don't mind
Raising Cain
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September 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This playing in my head now, and I don't mind
Phew, good to know at least that's still normal. In the good meaning of the word :)
August 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Phew, good to know at least that's still normal. In the good meaning of the word :)
At least it's got the flag of Austria on it.
Wait. Arnie is Austrian, ain't he? This is all a conspiracy, not sure what kind, but I think it's safe to declare it a conspiracy!
Wait. Arnie is Austrian, ain't he? This is all a conspiracy, not sure what kind, but I think it's safe to declare it a conspiracy!
August 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
At least it's got the flag of Austria on it.
Wait. Arnie is Austrian, ain't he? This is all a conspiracy, not sure what kind, but I think it's safe to declare it a conspiracy!
Wait. Arnie is Austrian, ain't he? This is all a conspiracy, not sure what kind, but I think it's safe to declare it a conspiracy!
"Do you want me to sketch a quick cheat sheet how to achieve that?"
(Arrrgh it's pissing me off, tbh)
(Arrrgh it's pissing me off, tbh)
August 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"Do you want me to sketch a quick cheat sheet how to achieve that?"
(Arrrgh it's pissing me off, tbh)
(Arrrgh it's pissing me off, tbh)
I mean, technically "white" is "zero ink" after all
August 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I mean, technically "white" is "zero ink" after all
Wait, in my universe there is no "background white" in printing unless explicitly stated and added to the file. Otherwise that colour is actually called "paper", not "white" and is just.. not printed.
(But hei, no idea about the particular case, just nerding here, print shops be weird these days)
(But hei, no idea about the particular case, just nerding here, print shops be weird these days)
August 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Wait, in my universe there is no "background white" in printing unless explicitly stated and added to the file. Otherwise that colour is actually called "paper", not "white" and is just.. not printed.
(But hei, no idea about the particular case, just nerding here, print shops be weird these days)
(But hei, no idea about the particular case, just nerding here, print shops be weird these days)
That sting still hurts, tho, I wish all them god's creatures behaved in a more godly manner, wtf is this
August 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
That sting still hurts, tho, I wish all them god's creatures behaved in a more godly manner, wtf is this
Aight. Gone now. Or at least i believe it's gone. Will need another beer, tho, and then I'm off to sleep, I promise
August 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Aight. Gone now. Or at least i believe it's gone. Will need another beer, tho, and then I'm off to sleep, I promise