That is a quality Big Hat.

Don't you have to be a Red Mage to get a big hat?

If watching multiple Gundam shows has taught me anything, it's that I need to believe in the power of yuri.

I'm very excited to finally see an authorized, animated version of Disneyland Memorial Orgy.

I was really happy to hear you mention Scapegoat Wax on this episode, since Aisle 10 is my favorite licensed song associated with Jet Set Radio.

Favorite song that's not Dragula, I mean.

Oh my God that's so awesome.

I also thought that this was going to be some kind of oddball Gauntlet spinoff for girls, where the buff warrior guy and an Orlando Bloom-ish elf go off to save horses by putting on a dance show or something.

This fits well into my preconceived notions of Bills fans.

The concept that the Saturn had a Blast Processing 2.0 mode is a fun one.

This seems about right. The more esoteric the subject is, the less data that is available for training, so it doesn't know how to string the words together.

Anyway, if anyone needs me, I'll be making up fake video game history facts to screw up AI, because it's funny.

The best version of FF7 is the Jaguar version, but the N64 version has its own appeal.

I like this joke because I'm not tall, and I've been in a monogamous marriage for 20 years, so I don't actually have a Tinder profile.