Shugotenchi
@shugotenchi.bsky.social
Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor, rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief
Over 50, however my wife insists I'm five.
LEGOs / Motorcycles / Theme Park Ops / Medical Research / Haaaate Excel / Wyrmrest Accord US / Nonprofit / Ginger / SNOOPY! / LPMuds
Over 50, however my wife insists I'm five.
LEGOs / Motorcycles / Theme Park Ops / Medical Research / Haaaate Excel / Wyrmrest Accord US / Nonprofit / Ginger / SNOOPY! / LPMuds
"Ah, you kids are just being dramatic. The government wouldn't do that."
Rule #240: The road to hell is lined with people telling you to stop overreacting.
Rule #240: The road to hell is lined with people telling you to stop overreacting.
February 14, 2026 at 2:25 AM
"Ah, you kids are just being dramatic. The government wouldn't do that."
Rule #240: The road to hell is lined with people telling you to stop overreacting.
Rule #240: The road to hell is lined with people telling you to stop overreacting.
"Gee, I wonder WHAT could have happened in '72 to kick the unions in the teeth so hard?"
February 14, 2026 at 2:21 AM
"Gee, I wonder WHAT could have happened in '72 to kick the unions in the teeth so hard?"
Because I have trust issues part of me suspects a wider view of that scene shows that the bottom of that sign says "...and send another billion $ to Israel."
February 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Because I have trust issues part of me suspects a wider view of that scene shows that the bottom of that sign says "...and send another billion $ to Israel."
"...seen here accepting the award for 'Wrongest Way to Hold a Firearm'..."
February 14, 2026 at 2:12 AM
"...seen here accepting the award for 'Wrongest Way to Hold a Firearm'..."
WE ARE THE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOUR UNIQUE....UH...YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'RE GOOD. NEVERMIND.
February 14, 2026 at 2:10 AM
WE ARE THE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOUR UNIQUE....UH...YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'RE GOOD. NEVERMIND.
"WHo are you voting for? aNSWer ME!"
"I don't have to tell you that."
"STOP RESISTING!" *blam!blam!blam!blam!*
Pretty much this.
"I don't have to tell you that."
"STOP RESISTING!" *blam!blam!blam!blam!*
Pretty much this.
February 14, 2026 at 2:04 AM
"WHo are you voting for? aNSWer ME!"
"I don't have to tell you that."
"STOP RESISTING!" *blam!blam!blam!blam!*
Pretty much this.
"I don't have to tell you that."
"STOP RESISTING!" *blam!blam!blam!blam!*
Pretty much this.
*Successfully* impeached. Just because your lackeys were the judge and jury the last two times doesn't sponge them off your record...
February 14, 2026 at 1:54 AM
*Successfully* impeached. Just because your lackeys were the judge and jury the last two times doesn't sponge them off your record...
"THE VOICES IN MY HEAD SAY WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A POLL TAX WHETHER IT'S ILLEGAL OR NOT AND IF YOU LOOK TOO WOKE ICE IS GOING TO PULL YOU OUT OF LINE AND DEPORT YOU BACK TO WAKANDA."
"Sir that's great but I really need to know if you want to supersize this or not."
"Sir that's great but I really need to know if you want to supersize this or not."
February 14, 2026 at 1:46 AM
"THE VOICES IN MY HEAD SAY WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A POLL TAX WHETHER IT'S ILLEGAL OR NOT AND IF YOU LOOK TOO WOKE ICE IS GOING TO PULL YOU OUT OF LINE AND DEPORT YOU BACK TO WAKANDA."
"Sir that's great but I really need to know if you want to supersize this or not."
"Sir that's great but I really need to know if you want to supersize this or not."
Russel Vought looks like an evil John Malkovich and I can't unsee it.
February 14, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Russel Vought looks like an evil John Malkovich and I can't unsee it.
"Pam Bondi, seen here discovering that the annual Sears 'Whites Sale' wasn't what she thought it was...."
February 14, 2026 at 1:29 AM
"Pam Bondi, seen here discovering that the annual Sears 'Whites Sale' wasn't what she thought it was...."
You've misspelt "demonizing".
February 14, 2026 at 1:24 AM
You've misspelt "demonizing".
I hope you made reservations because there are only so many murder cabins and they're all booked this close to Valentine's Day for.....reasons.
February 13, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I hope you made reservations because there are only so many murder cabins and they're all booked this close to Valentine's Day for.....reasons.
"She's not wrong."
February 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
"She's not wrong."
These are 100% for us as soon as they feel they're ready.
February 4, 2026 at 3:30 AM
These are 100% for us as soon as they feel they're ready.
I have entertained the thought more than once lately that I probably still have family in Tillicoultry….
January 16, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I have entertained the thought more than once lately that I probably still have family in Tillicoultry….
I think I need this game explained to me using very small words. And maybe puppets.
January 16, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I think I need this game explained to me using very small words. And maybe puppets.
I dress like a flood victim. I think I'm unqualified to say "oh HELL no" to anyone's wardrobe except in _extreme_ edge cases.
January 16, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I dress like a flood victim. I think I'm unqualified to say "oh HELL no" to anyone's wardrobe except in _extreme_ edge cases.
"We need to build consensus and not upset our esteemed colleagues across the aisle."
They're determined to work together with their opposite numbers, sacrificing whatever it takes to build the very best stake they'll be burned at.
"A stake everyone can be proud of." /s
They're determined to work together with their opposite numbers, sacrificing whatever it takes to build the very best stake they'll be burned at.
"A stake everyone can be proud of." /s
January 16, 2026 at 6:10 PM
"We need to build consensus and not upset our esteemed colleagues across the aisle."
They're determined to work together with their opposite numbers, sacrificing whatever it takes to build the very best stake they'll be burned at.
"A stake everyone can be proud of." /s
They're determined to work together with their opposite numbers, sacrificing whatever it takes to build the very best stake they'll be burned at.
"A stake everyone can be proud of." /s
I feel like this is a euphemism for something, but I can't for the life of me articulate *what*.
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I feel like this is a euphemism for something, but I can't for the life of me articulate *what*.
"But some worry the U.S. will be dragged into yet another foreign entanglement."
Oooooooo. I'm from mid-1938 and I have some bad news....
Oooooooo. I'm from mid-1938 and I have some bad news....
January 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
"But some worry the U.S. will be dragged into yet another foreign entanglement."
Oooooooo. I'm from mid-1938 and I have some bad news....
Oooooooo. I'm from mid-1938 and I have some bad news....
You're gonna need to ride the parking brake to drift at least one of those corners.
January 6, 2026 at 6:13 AM
You're gonna need to ride the parking brake to drift at least one of those corners.
That sounds like a terrible cereal.
January 6, 2026 at 6:04 AM
That sounds like a terrible cereal.
Now when you say "in the target player's hand" are they required to KEEP holding them after I set them on fire until this resolves?
January 6, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Now when you say "in the target player's hand" are they required to KEEP holding them after I set them on fire until this resolves?