Espresso martini cuz it's a mid-week holiday and I'm unsupervised
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Espresso martini cuz it's a mid-week holiday and I'm unsupervised
Got Dimp an espresso machine for his birthday. It's great! But my latte "art" is mid at best.
April 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Got Dimp an espresso machine for his birthday. It's great! But my latte "art" is mid at best.
A blessed seam for this cursed timeline
January 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
A blessed seam for this cursed timeline
An old pic, but I just need everyone to look at this perfect shrimp 🦐🍤
(RIP Relish, you were the goodest boy)
(RIP Relish, you were the goodest boy)
November 22, 2024 at 9:17 PM
An old pic, but I just need everyone to look at this perfect shrimp 🦐🍤
(RIP Relish, you were the goodest boy)
(RIP Relish, you were the goodest boy)
The worm collective commonly known as Beans approves of this blanket
February 15, 2024 at 5:48 PM
The worm collective commonly known as Beans approves of this blanket
Who has four paws and tapeworms? It's Beans. 🤦♀️
February 14, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Who has four paws and tapeworms? It's Beans. 🤦♀️
Closing on the new house in mid-Jan. Soooo much stuff to pack, but every time we pack a box, we inevitably need something from that box the next day 🫠
Also, we got a new cat! Her name is Beans, she enjoys "helping" me play wow, loading the dishwasher, and raising the dead with her farts 😶🌫️💀
Also, we got a new cat! Her name is Beans, she enjoys "helping" me play wow, loading the dishwasher, and raising the dead with her farts 😶🌫️💀
December 29, 2023 at 9:42 PM
Closing on the new house in mid-Jan. Soooo much stuff to pack, but every time we pack a box, we inevitably need something from that box the next day 🫠
Also, we got a new cat! Her name is Beans, she enjoys "helping" me play wow, loading the dishwasher, and raising the dead with her farts 😶🌫️💀
Also, we got a new cat! Her name is Beans, she enjoys "helping" me play wow, loading the dishwasher, and raising the dead with her farts 😶🌫️💀
Been working diligently on my Blizzcon Priest Squad cosplay, but then dimp had to break himself with the ground, so no idea if it'll be finished on time 🫠🫠 So anyway, please to enjoy
October 22, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Been working diligently on my Blizzcon Priest Squad cosplay, but then dimp had to break himself with the ground, so no idea if it'll be finished on time 🫠🫠 So anyway, please to enjoy
Recently returned from a trip that ended up being a geological tour of northern AZ and southern UT. I love rocks and these canyons did not disappoint.
September 14, 2023 at 5:29 PM
Recently returned from a trip that ended up being a geological tour of northern AZ and southern UT. I love rocks and these canyons did not disappoint.