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Welp, I predict ICE thugs on Prince Harry’s doorstep to deport him in 3,2,1. Orange Stain will be enraged PH spoke up in defense of the UK’s efforts in Afghanistan.
January 24, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Welp, I predict ICE thugs on Prince Harry’s doorstep to deport him in 3,2,1. Orange Stain will be enraged PH spoke up in defense of the UK’s efforts in Afghanistan.
Rep. Issa creating fantasy and making bs up to protect the orange stain, like all repugs. 🙄 Oh and also to grasp at any power that could possibly ooze his way. I can’t even listen. I’ll refer to dumpy as the Orange Stain from here on out and I’m even gonna capitalize it. Kinda feel bad for ol Jack.
January 22, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Rep. Issa creating fantasy and making bs up to protect the orange stain, like all repugs. 🙄 Oh and also to grasp at any power that could possibly ooze his way. I can’t even listen. I’ll refer to dumpy as the Orange Stain from here on out and I’m even gonna capitalize it. Kinda feel bad for ol Jack.
If Biden had said “Iceland”, magats would’ve lost their friggin minds. And he said it multiple times. Dementia Don needs a nap after all the lies he told today, he seems barely conscious.
January 21, 2026 at 10:23 PM
If Biden had said “Iceland”, magats would’ve lost their friggin minds. And he said it multiple times. Dementia Don needs a nap after all the lies he told today, he seems barely conscious.
I don’t think he’s gonna get that Nobel Peace Prize…
January 20, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I don’t think he’s gonna get that Nobel Peace Prize…
So all the blowing up of alleged “drug boats” in the Caribbean was just a smoke screen to get to the oil? Got it. But everyone on Blue Sky already knows this because we aren’t idiots.
January 5, 2026 at 3:28 PM
So all the blowing up of alleged “drug boats” in the Caribbean was just a smoke screen to get to the oil? Got it. But everyone on Blue Sky already knows this because we aren’t idiots.
But isn’t putin ALSO killing christians??
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
But isn’t putin ALSO killing christians??
Smoke detector batteries always die in the middle of the night…
December 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Smoke detector batteries always die in the middle of the night…
Sen. Eric Schmitt (MO) is such an a**hole. On This Week yesterday he was the loudest, rudest voice in the room, but never answered the Hernandez pardon question🙄 Why have HIM on the show, surely there are decent repubs to interview? No? Yeah that’s what I was afraid of, no decent republicans left.
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Sen. Eric Schmitt (MO) is such an a**hole. On This Week yesterday he was the loudest, rudest voice in the room, but never answered the Hernandez pardon question🙄 Why have HIM on the show, surely there are decent repubs to interview? No? Yeah that’s what I was afraid of, no decent republicans left.
FIFA gives trump its inaugural “Peace Prize”? What a fucking joke and a slap in the face to the world, ESPECIALLY to foreign fans. If ever there was an obstacle to peace in the USA, its crusty old trump, as he continually instigates turmoil and hate here and the rest of the world. Peace my ass.
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
FIFA gives trump its inaugural “Peace Prize”? What a fucking joke and a slap in the face to the world, ESPECIALLY to foreign fans. If ever there was an obstacle to peace in the USA, its crusty old trump, as he continually instigates turmoil and hate here and the rest of the world. Peace my ass.
MTG resigning in a dramatic and self-glorifying manifesto is about the last thing I expected today, hope she gets whack-a-moled by her own party again next time she pops up. Glad she detailed her magat voting record in her long winded diatribe so I can despise her all over again. Bye Felicia.🖕🏻
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
MTG resigning in a dramatic and self-glorifying manifesto is about the last thing I expected today, hope she gets whack-a-moled by her own party again next time she pops up. Glad she detailed her magat voting record in her long winded diatribe so I can despise her all over again. Bye Felicia.🖕🏻
Bondi stumbling, stammering over the words “new information”after she was asked what has changed since July, when she closed the Epstein case, and now, after reopening the investigation.🤔🙄Needs lots of work on her lying skills. Patel, still as a statue to the right, eyes bugging out, says it all. 👁️👁️
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Bondi stumbling, stammering over the words “new information”after she was asked what has changed since July, when she closed the Epstein case, and now, after reopening the investigation.🤔🙄Needs lots of work on her lying skills. Patel, still as a statue to the right, eyes bugging out, says it all. 👁️👁️
The latest “presidential pardons” got me like…
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The latest “presidential pardons” got me like…
DO NOT CAVE!!! Don’t give in!!!
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
DO NOT CAVE!!! Don’t give in!!!
For the one thousandth time, I ask how can this be real life? How low can these pathetically insecure bullies sink? No morality left for republicans, it’s all a scramble to blame someone, anyone else for the debacle that is the trumpstein regime. This is the white house, a nat’l embarrassment.
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
For the one thousandth time, I ask how can this be real life? How low can these pathetically insecure bullies sink? No morality left for republicans, it’s all a scramble to blame someone, anyone else for the debacle that is the trumpstein regime. This is the white house, a nat’l embarrassment.
I’ve got to subscribe to The Atlantic, so many interesting articles referenced on here that I neeeed to read.
October 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I’ve got to subscribe to The Atlantic, so many interesting articles referenced on here that I neeeed to read.
The “This is not normal” mantra that dem politicians are doing is lame. Call it what it is w/ big ass signs. Fascism, racist, unconstitutional, inhumane, homophobic, misogynistic, etc. Holding up tiny “this is not normal” signs is embarrassing. Get mad, be bigger, stoke the fire, or LOSE. Again.
October 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The “This is not normal” mantra that dem politicians are doing is lame. Call it what it is w/ big ass signs. Fascism, racist, unconstitutional, inhumane, homophobic, misogynistic, etc. Holding up tiny “this is not normal” signs is embarrassing. Get mad, be bigger, stoke the fire, or LOSE. Again.
Hell hath truly frozen over because I actually agree with a few words that fell out of Cruz’s old trump ass kissing mouth.
September 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hell hath truly frozen over because I actually agree with a few words that fell out of Cruz’s old trump ass kissing mouth.
ABC is dead to me ☠️
September 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
ABC is dead to me ☠️
The price of Doritos, over 6 bucks a bag for “party size”, and apparently the parties are shrinking. Ridiculous. Grocery bill for 3 days of food for 3 people (plus a 500ct of generic ibuprofen that may not be enough) =$170.30. Thank god I didn’t need any eggs.
September 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The price of Doritos, over 6 bucks a bag for “party size”, and apparently the parties are shrinking. Ridiculous. Grocery bill for 3 days of food for 3 people (plus a 500ct of generic ibuprofen that may not be enough) =$170.30. Thank god I didn’t need any eggs.
So trumpelstiltskin says radicals on the right are radical because they don’t want to see crime. Ok, riiight. Such pathetic leadership justifying crimes by the right and condemning everyone on the right, radical or not. HE IS THE REASON FOR BOTH.
September 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
So trumpelstiltskin says radicals on the right are radical because they don’t want to see crime. Ok, riiight. Such pathetic leadership justifying crimes by the right and condemning everyone on the right, radical or not. HE IS THE REASON FOR BOTH.
Turns out he IS a “drawing person”. And a perverted felon. Everyone on the planet knew he was lying but only a certain cult still denies it. And Howdy Doody trying to paint him as an Epstein FBI informant is hilarious. And disgusting.
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September 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Turns out he IS a “drawing person”. And a perverted felon. Everyone on the planet knew he was lying but only a certain cult still denies it. And Howdy Doody trying to paint him as an Epstein FBI informant is hilarious. And disgusting.
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Of course putin wants to meet trump sans Zelenskyy. putin knows he can manipulate our felon-in-chief with a tiny bit of flattery to get what he wants $, while continuing his war against Ukraine. I’m sure there will be a nauseating update from chump about the lovefest🤮 Btw, release the Epstein files!
August 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Of course putin wants to meet trump sans Zelenskyy. putin knows he can manipulate our felon-in-chief with a tiny bit of flattery to get what he wants $, while continuing his war against Ukraine. I’m sure there will be a nauseating update from chump about the lovefest🤮 Btw, release the Epstein files!
trump acts like a HERO for ending his bro-ship w/Epstein over Ep allegedly stealing young girls from his employment. He knew the fate for the children, he’s in the files! Why was this never mentioned before? Because he’s lying, duh. We’re not stupid, well some of us.
July 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
trump acts like a HERO for ending his bro-ship w/Epstein over Ep allegedly stealing young girls from his employment. He knew the fate for the children, he’s in the files! Why was this never mentioned before? Because he’s lying, duh. We’re not stupid, well some of us.
So chump has “chronic venous insufficiency” causing blood to pool in his legs? I’m no doctor but blood pooling in one’s legs means there’s less blood on the opposite end, such as the BRAIN. Meaning not enough blood is circulating to his 79 year old geriatric brain?!? ‘Splains A LOT.
July 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
So chump has “chronic venous insufficiency” causing blood to pool in his legs? I’m no doctor but blood pooling in one’s legs means there’s less blood on the opposite end, such as the BRAIN. Meaning not enough blood is circulating to his 79 year old geriatric brain?!? ‘Splains A LOT.
IF there ever was a client list, Bondi 100% shredded it with her talons, it will never see the light of day as she’s protecting either cheeto himself or someone in his regime. IF she releases any of the files, they will be cherry picked to shine favorably on cheeto and we’ll never know the truth.
July 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
IF there ever was a client list, Bondi 100% shredded it with her talons, it will never see the light of day as she’s protecting either cheeto himself or someone in his regime. IF she releases any of the files, they will be cherry picked to shine favorably on cheeto and we’ll never know the truth.