Poundland Sooty
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The old world is dying, and the new struggles to be born;
now is the time to moisturize.
now is the time to moisturize.
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The old world is dying, and the new struggles to be born;
now is the time to moisturize.
now is the time to moisturize.
MTG: I never thought the leopards would eat my face.
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
MTG: I never thought the leopards would eat my face.
Go jump in the Gulf of Maine.
July 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Go jump in the Gulf of Maine.
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Official Homeland Security account posted this to IG
July 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Official Homeland Security account posted this to IG
Spotted in Manhatan, Big Bird reduced to selling loose J's from a traffic island.
July 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Spotted in Manhatan, Big Bird reduced to selling loose J's from a traffic island.
Zelenskyy has promised to end the war between Trump and Musk within 24 hours.
June 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Zelenskyy has promised to end the war between Trump and Musk within 24 hours.
There's going to be a lot of surprised devotees when the new Pontiff is announced,
May 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
There's going to be a lot of surprised devotees when the new Pontiff is announced,
Knocking on Kevin's door
April 30, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Knocking on Kevin's door
In a surprising move Trump declares himself the new pope during visit to the Vatican. "It was very nasty of Pope Francis to ghost the vice president" Trump said. "It's time to make the catholic religion great again."
April 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
In a surprising move Trump declares himself the new pope during visit to the Vatican. "It was very nasty of Pope Francis to ghost the vice president" Trump said. "It's time to make the catholic religion great again."
Crossing the Rubicon
April 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Crossing the Rubicon
All others pay cash!
April 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
All others pay cash!
"STOCK MARKETS ARE CRASHING, JOBS NUMBERS ARE TERRIBLE, WE ARE HEADING TO WORLD WAR III, AND WE HAVE TWO OF THE MOST INCOMPETENT "LEADERS" IN HISTORY. THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!" - DONALD J. TRUMP
April 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"STOCK MARKETS ARE CRASHING, JOBS NUMBERS ARE TERRIBLE, WE ARE HEADING TO WORLD WAR III, AND WE HAVE TWO OF THE MOST INCOMPETENT "LEADERS" IN HISTORY. THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!" - DONALD J. TRUMP
"Newspapers chiefly exist to spoon-feed the opinions of their readers back to them, much like an arse-to-mouth hosepipe."
-Charlie Booker
-Charlie Booker
April 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"Newspapers chiefly exist to spoon-feed the opinions of their readers back to them, much like an arse-to-mouth hosepipe."
-Charlie Booker
-Charlie Booker
"It was at this point, gentlemen, that the President decided it was his plan all along to reverse course."
April 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"It was at this point, gentlemen, that the President decided it was his plan all along to reverse course."
Trump greets trade delegation from the Macdonald Islands today at the South Portico of the White House. A luncheon of fillet-o-fish sandwiches is planned.
April 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Trump greets trade delegation from the Macdonald Islands today at the South Portico of the White House. A luncheon of fillet-o-fish sandwiches is planned.
Ipad manufacturing on Macdonald Island.
April 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Ipad manufacturing on Macdonald Island.
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Intelligence, expertise, conviction and morality are pillars to a long term success. Warren Buffet’s wealth is up while immoral nerd billionaires who bent their knees are on the road to ruins @wsj.com @nytimes.com @msnbc.com @cnn.com @bloomberg.com @meidastouch.com @cnbc.com @nbcnews.com
April 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Intelligence, expertise, conviction and morality are pillars to a long term success. Warren Buffet’s wealth is up while immoral nerd billionaires who bent their knees are on the road to ruins @wsj.com @nytimes.com @msnbc.com @cnn.com @bloomberg.com @meidastouch.com @cnbc.com @nbcnews.com
We're saved. Dotard has brought in Liz Truss to manage the finacial crisis.
April 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
We're saved. Dotard has brought in Liz Truss to manage the finacial crisis.
First they came for the Fulbright Scholars...
March 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
First they came for the Fulbright Scholars...