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ShrivelingFire
@shrivelingfire.bsky.social
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He/Him. Black Lives Matter. Will love his friends for a cookie. Icon commissioned from Deerbits. Programs Video Games.
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When a job application asks for a photo, it's important to get one that captures your essence in its purest form
A 3/4 profile shot of me, scruffy mustache and shitty beard included. I am wearing headphones and sunglasses indoors. A game of balatro is reflected in the sunglasses. It is a lost game of balatro.
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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powerwasher simulator 2 how DARE you let this out of beta
a screenshot of a newspaper clipping from the game Powerwash Simulator 2 a close in shot of the newspaper, revealing a typo. the newspaper says "Binny Smalls to to launch new album Binz & Toast"
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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me 16/7 (i sleep)
A crude stick figure drawing saying "I can't do it well". A close up of the stick figure drawing saying "BUT IMMA DO IT"
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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summing up the servers opinions watching inning 11 of world series game 7
discord screenshot that says "we have a dodgers fan, we have a blue jays rooter, and we have me, who's in the background yelling "CHAOS! CHAOS! CHAOS!""
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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inside me there are two chess players
a screenshot of a graph win percentage for a match on chess.com, with shriveling fire having a 91% game accuracy and an advantage for most of the game a screenshot of a graph win percentage for a match on chess.com, with shriveling fire having a 59.6% accuracy and winning for most of the game, until doing a massive blunder in the last 4 moves and losing the game
October 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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copy of an xkcd comic with several words edited out. edited words are put in quotes. Two people stand talking to each other: Person A says: "Size Discrepancy" is second nature us "monster fuckers", so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows "the alien queen" and "the death claw" Person B says: and "Venom" of course. Person A says: Of course. Caption at the bottom: Even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field.
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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used linkedin premium today to access the secret 7th dimension
a screenshot of a post box from LinkedIn, celebrating that I now have premium. the box is empty except for one vertical column of repeatedly overlapping text on the left side, and a small off center picture of cartoon people dancing
October 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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me on linkedin vs me on bluesky
The titular hollow knight from the game Hollow Knight, looking regal in a long flowing white cape the titular hollow knight from the game hollow knight, looking worn down wearing grimy dirty robes and with a broken mask and face
September 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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something happened in a twitch chat earlier
text saying "spell check these nuts". Spellcheck has marked "these nuts" as incorrect.
August 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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step one of learning chess: remember it's just a game! do your best to learn piece moves, maybe a few opening moves, and internalize some patterns that will help you in your games!
Step Two:
A very tall screenshot showing a series of results from chess matches on chess.com. The results are: loss, win, loss, loss, loss, win, loss, win, loss, loss, loss, win, loss, loss, draw, loss, loss, win, win, loss, win, loss, loss, win, loss, win, loss, loss, loss, loss, loss, loss, loss
August 8, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Maybe the boat wouldn’t bully you if you CALLED HIM his NAME
A woman scream-crying at someone, being held back by another woman
August 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Nobody asked but here’s the pick/ban rates of the stadiums in season 1 of my Mario Super Sluggers Fantasy League. Explanation in the replies.
Pick/ban rates for 7 different stadiums from the game mario super sluggers. Note that there were 56 total matches played. Mario Stadium: Picked 9 times, Banned 7 times. Pick ban percentage was 29%. Daisy Cruiser: Picked 5 times, Banned 13 times. Pick ban percentage was 32%. Disrupters: Picked 4 times, Banned 6 Times. Pick ban percentage was 18%. The Bowsers: Picked 8 times, Banned 11 times. Pick ban percentage was 34%. Dk Jungle: Picked 7 times, Banned 5 times. Pick ban percentage was 21%. Wario City: Picked 9 times, Banned 4 times. Pick ban percentage was 23%. Yoshi Park: Picked 14 times, Banned 10 times. Pick ban percentage was 43%.
August 2, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Jo cats cartoon drawing of a small man chibi warrior in dragon armor wielding a comically large sword. the warrior is photoshopped over the Super Smash Brothers Ultimate trailer where Sephioth appears to stab Mario, so that the warrior seems to be stabbing mario. The warrior is also too short to fit over sephiroth, so a stump has been photoshopped under him to stand on.
July 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Just finished the perfect game of chess with @ky-bean.com
A review page for a game on chess dog com, which shows the accuracy of the two players in a game. Shrivelingfire got an accuracy score of 69.9%. Ky-bean got an accuracy score of 66.9%.
June 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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she has a 1.9 k/d in counterstrike
A plush of the pokemon Scream Tail, which is a pink orb pokemon with big eyes. Her eyes shine simultaneously with innocence and emptiness, as if she does not know where she is. She is wearing gaming headphones that are comically too large for her. They are not over her ears, but more so forming a sandwich with her in the middle.
May 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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The wall between horror and comedy is made of paper
April 27, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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“I’d love to go to a magical world!”

“BY PORTAL”
Spongebob “AND LIVE” meme, wherein he’s standing, arms outstretched in panic, moments before something casting a large shadow is about to fall on his head
April 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Good enough, welcome back nintendo ds download play
April 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Helped land a milestone at work today
March 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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a photo of godzilla looking at their phone, slightly perplexed
March 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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set up a form to ask my friends what time they were available and within 5 seconds these were the first two responses what the fuck
A Screenshot of a google form, with all the times for march eighth, fifteenth, and sixteenth selected. none of the times for march ninth are selected. A second screenshot of a google form, this time with only march ninth selected.
February 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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hard agree @jonbois.bsky.social
a screen shot of a tweet by Jon Bois. it reads "if the nfl rules that the tush push is illegal, that means all the games the eagles have won in recent years will be vacated and the chiefs will be retroactively recognized as this year's super bowl champion, therby securing a threepeat. if anyone disagrees, please quote this post or leave a reply". Replies and quotes are disabled on the post.
February 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Here's the clean deck list too
A computer generated image showing the winning cards from my pokemon deck list
February 17, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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I went 5-0 in my second in-person #pokemomtcg tournament EVER to win a league challenge!!!! Heres my 17 ENERGY gholdengo ceruledge list!!!
February 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Say Drake.
a close up photo of a velociraptor eye staring directly at the camera
February 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM