David T
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David T
@shrinkwrapped.bsky.social
📍 London, UK

Geriatric millennial who really liked the internet in the mid-00s.

Profile portrait by @kbaczynski.bsky.social
Why does this sound like a threat
May 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Seems I've been missing absolute gold in the Nintendo Today App
May 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Exquisite high-backed mid century sofa with slight cosmetic damage, £59 ONO (collection only)

Cushions are available if you scrape them off the pavement
February 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Premium gaming chair, slightly used, £70 ONO (collection only)
February 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
January 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I went to the dentist today and was surprised to see what I presume must be my old Gravatar on the screen showing my patient records.

I presume this because I certainly wouldn't have submitted mid-00s Subtle artwork by @doseone.bsky.social to represent myself when I registered at the surgery
November 18, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Oh sorry I miscounted by 101,778
September 17, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Never mind! Maybe next time.

Coincidentally, Google reminded me that eight years ago today I found this statue when I was clearing my own garden
August 31, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Can confirm! They think anything might be deer biscuits and they won't stop until they get some
April 22, 2024 at 5:31 PM
I see your gachapon machine gachapon and I raise you
November 10, 2023 at 2:28 PM
What words strike fear into your heart?
August 15, 2023 at 2:50 PM