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I used to think that kids should be taught law and accounting from the earliest possible age, but I'm now a staunch advocate for "spotting fucked vibes" as a core subject
February 4, 2026 at 8:01 AM
I used to think that kids should be taught law and accounting from the earliest possible age, but I'm now a staunch advocate for "spotting fucked vibes" as a core subject
weird little guys doing upsetting things is such a rich vein of gaming nostalgia
February 3, 2026 at 7:03 PM
weird little guys doing upsetting things is such a rich vein of gaming nostalgia
she's been a US citizen for 26 years
February 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
she's been a US citizen for 26 years
In the latter cases head to a doctor. If it goes on a bit too long or if it's just adding to worry, definitely get it checked out as most causes are very quick to diagnose and treatments are OTC. Take care 2/2
February 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
In the latter cases head to a doctor. If it goes on a bit too long or if it's just adding to worry, definitely get it checked out as most causes are very quick to diagnose and treatments are OTC. Take care 2/2
From experience: yes. Can be anything from irritation due to PSNS making your bowels move too often or too quickly. Stress can also put muscles and tissue out of whack. Watch out for more than a spoonful of fresh blood in your stool, stool that looks like coffee grounds or is black in colour 1/2
February 3, 2026 at 6:26 PM
From experience: yes. Can be anything from irritation due to PSNS making your bowels move too often or too quickly. Stress can also put muscles and tissue out of whack. Watch out for more than a spoonful of fresh blood in your stool, stool that looks like coffee grounds or is black in colour 1/2
Ta for the link. Oh, would you look at what Labour's managed to get done: “We will create a new Border Security Command, with hundreds of new investigators, intelligence officers, and cross-border police officers ✅ Achieved." There's only one party in favour of people
February 3, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Ta for the link. Oh, would you look at what Labour's managed to get done: “We will create a new Border Security Command, with hundreds of new investigators, intelligence officers, and cross-border police officers ✅ Achieved." There's only one party in favour of people
it's not like they don't have oversight. we've got a monarchy running cheques and balances for them
February 3, 2026 at 8:48 AM
it's not like they don't have oversight. we've got a monarchy running cheques and balances for them
we bring Rough Music to abusers
January 30, 2026 at 9:21 PM
we bring Rough Music to abusers
some very kind people described the Pretti murder so we wouldn't have had to watch the videos. I'm sold on the child rape and rape allegations thanks to all the social and civil confirmation. would be 100% in favour of moving to the next step without further details, pls.
January 30, 2026 at 9:13 PM
some very kind people described the Pretti murder so we wouldn't have had to watch the videos. I'm sold on the child rape and rape allegations thanks to all the social and civil confirmation. would be 100% in favour of moving to the next step without further details, pls.
why are we speculating about a Leviathan when a galactic seahorse so obviously bumped into the Med
January 26, 2026 at 8:37 PM
why are we speculating about a Leviathan when a galactic seahorse so obviously bumped into the Med
aren't professionals usually... paid?
a close up of a woman making a funny face while standing next to another woman .
Alt: a close up of a person making direct eye contact, with a meaningful expression, looking around rapidly and then locking eyes again
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 12:29 PM
aren't professionals usually... paid?
they do a version that makes snowballs in the shape of a rubber duckie
January 26, 2026 at 10:25 AM
they do a version that makes snowballs in the shape of a rubber duckie
"service charge" is a bastard of a phrase
January 26, 2026 at 8:45 AM
"service charge" is a bastard of a phrase
looks a bit like a corvette C8? www.paragonperf.com/wide-angle-c...
C8 Corvette Wide Angle Convex Mirrors | Paragon Performance
www.paragonperf.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:58 PM
looks a bit like a corvette C8? www.paragonperf.com/wide-angle-c...
why have looks inside been so rare? what made the thousands of other people detained unworthy of having their story told over the years? why are we still taking about ICE like the BBC talking about something they deem exotic, foreign and dangerous?
January 25, 2026 at 3:33 PM
why have looks inside been so rare? what made the thousands of other people detained unworthy of having their story told over the years? why are we still taking about ICE like the BBC talking about something they deem exotic, foreign and dangerous?
the sentence "a rare look inside the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement offices at the Bishop Henry Whipple Building, where hundreds of U.S. citizens and immigrants have been processed after being arrested the past several weeks." is damning sahanjournal.com/immigration/...
‘I heard screaming, I heard crying:’ Inside ICE detainment at the Whipple Building
Two U.S. citizen observers share a rare look inside ICE custody at the Bishop Henry Whipple Federal Building in Minneapolis.
sahanjournal.com
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
the sentence "a rare look inside the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement offices at the Bishop Henry Whipple Building, where hundreds of U.S. citizens and immigrants have been processed after being arrested the past several weeks." is damning sahanjournal.com/immigration/...
OK I've googled it and I'm pretty sure someone is fucking with me: "(in the UK) the final rate for a dog licence was 37 pence, reduced from 37½p when the halfpenny was withdrawn in 1984." Also, if a real country made the unit of currency, why was there even a half unit in the first place?
January 24, 2026 at 2:06 PM
OK I've googled it and I'm pretty sure someone is fucking with me: "(in the UK) the final rate for a dog licence was 37 pence, reduced from 37½p when the halfpenny was withdrawn in 1984." Also, if a real country made the unit of currency, why was there even a half unit in the first place?
the fuck is "pet licensing"?
January 24, 2026 at 2:00 PM
the fuck is "pet licensing"?