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shrimpsyrup.bsky.social
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@shrimpsyrup.bsky.social
artist, writer, bl and figure connoisseur
( ꈍᴗꈍ) 💕 currently writing
i obsessively play balatro
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there's literally reviews for the place from like 3 days ago btw. really came outta nowhere
December 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
alright, i'm strapping in for the stupidity (and commentary)

if you see a (1) next to the chat icon in an hour you'll Know
December 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
on a scale from 1 to 10 how angry is this chick gonna make me? i need something to listen to while i draw tonight but i'm not sure i want to pop a blood vessel 🧍‍♂️
December 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
is he motivated by romance? sure! but that's not unrealistic! people have all kinds of motivations, that's not uncommon irl.

the narrative does such a good job handling this trope i would argue it's a masterclass at it tbh. it uses it well without being an asshole about it
December 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
also his original weight is drawn in a really cute way. like, he's meant to ALWAYS be cute, regardless of his weight.

ALSO also, his change is based solely on his own HEALTHY hard work! he doesn't starve himself or "grow out of it" -- he decides to better himself on his own
December 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
ART IS SUFFERING (MONETARILY)
December 24, 2025 at 11:18 AM
for reference. the ones i bought were $30+ each

which means......
December 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Lesson learned... Pans have been "glued" down with water and I numbered them ....
December 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Plush form of a ball pit
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
absolute clown show
December 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM