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ShrimpStew
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im like if the realest person you met had a kid with the fakest person you met
they/them
December 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
i need that brazillian wavy 28 inch, you playin!
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
om nom nom *burp*
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 AM
ANNNNNND it’s all over my 2019 toyota tacoma 6 cylinder AWD
November 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
war is over ❤️
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
thin blue line mfs when i pull out my thick white rod
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
me and my interlocutors in the marketplace of ideas
October 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
im like if an american had universal healthcare (im canadian)
October 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i am the GOAT (gayest of all twinks)
October 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
who up freddy’ing they fazballs
October 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
there is nothing funny about fentanyl
October 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
call me a property dualist the way i be jousting on my front lawn
September 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
cockwizard (new word i invented independently on my own)
September 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
non-performative trans allies get bottom surgery out of solidarity
September 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
how many of you blueskyers r ready for the #rapture?! leave a comment if you think your woke child is getting left behind 😂😂😂
September 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
five nights at transgender pizza hut
September 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
my favourite wes anderson movie is fantastic mr four

mild teller:
September 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
5 times double gulp fuck me
September 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
gonna drink 2L of arizona green tea later
September 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
letterboxd son, aoty daughter, or a gun in your mouth?
September 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i met sir loin and now im stroganoff his beef
September 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
reading the picture of dorian gray taught me that twinks have always been like this
August 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
this is how it feel to be h. fel to be homosexual in 2025 gay
August 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
IM KISSBOY!!! FUCK OFF!!!!!
August 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
face reveal if anyone even cares
August 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM