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shrimpsong.bsky.social
Cas
@shrimpsong.bsky.social
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The inane ramblings of someone mostly bored at work

Anyone wanna talk about Star Trek?
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Man wtf
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October 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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‘Tis the season folks
Spotify screenshot of the track “Michael Kills Again” from the 2018 film “Halloween”
September 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Get ratatouilled
An orangish-brown cat looking at the camera. A toy shrimp with a chef’s hat is balanced on her head
August 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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I think I would’ve rather have been shot in the foot than rejected for a job with a Star Wars reference.
Screenshot of part of a job rejection email, text reads “Thank you for including [redacted] as part of your job search - we’re so glad you thought of us! Unfortunately, the Tatooine suns have not aligned at this time, and we have decided to move in another direction for the role of Store—“ Remaining text is cut off.
July 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Fashion trends are so bland nowadays. We should all be dressing like Ferengi
The character “Quark” from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine wearing a gaudy pink, blue and gold suit with several clashing patterns
April 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Putting this kinda shit on a job listing should be punishable by stoning
Screenshot from an Indeed listing which reads “Job Type: Full-time. Pay: $40,000 to $100,000 per year”
April 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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She is so baby, I love her so much. How do I tell her I would kill for her
Close up photo of a domesticated bearded dragon standing against a log and facing the camera
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Girl at the coffee shop today made my coffee like this and I cannot stress enough how much it improved my day. May your inbox be empty and your ibuprofen be effective, Coffee Girl 👏
Top down image of a cup of coffee. The foam is shaped to look like a cute bear.
March 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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These job application questionnaires are getting really weird
Screenshot from a job application questionnaire. A statement in large font says “There are bosons in the universe.” Below it is a slider with two options. On the left is “Who are you calling a boson?” On the right is “Damn right, I googled it!” Below that are buttons labeled “back” and “next.”
March 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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How we feeling today folks?
Stick figure clutching a Frappuccino with bloodied hands and crying blood, from a post by user “whyamionlyabletouse32characters” on tumblr
February 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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I know this is gonna kinda show my age but if you told 14 y/o me my current idea of peak TV was a detective mystery with little supernatural elements thrown in and color graded like a soap opera instead of, idk, superwholock I think she’d lose her mind
Screen cap from season 1 of “Twin Peaks” showing Agent Cooper and Sheriff Truman
December 8, 2024 at 5:51 PM