I’m going to experiment on you.

I’m The Experimentor.

Me: the peaking ape skims a little off the top and a lot off the bottom. Versace purse.

Police officer: will you please just pay your fucking traffic ticket oh my GOD.

I’m a police officer in north Philadelphia and I get called out to this one house every couple days because this guy keeps beating his wife and without a doubt he always says to us “hit her? I hardly know her!” and makes this exact expression.

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We Cannot Let This Beast Escape Its Confinement

The Early Human discovering fire, petrified of its voracious strength at first, but soon enthralled by its culinary properties: