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Colin Kirkpatrick
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A mere mortal
January 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I’m going to experiment on you.

I’m The Experimentor.
January 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Me: the peaking ape skims a little off the top and a lot off the bottom. Versace purse.

Police officer: will you please just pay your fucking traffic ticket oh my GOD.
January 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’m a police officer in north Philadelphia and I get called out to this one house every couple days because this guy keeps beating his wife and without a doubt he always says to us “hit her? I hardly know her!” and makes this exact expression.
December 16, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Oneyplays
December 9, 2024 at 4:54 PM
December 4, 2024 at 3:51 AM
We Cannot Let This Beast Escape Its Confinement
November 21, 2024 at 9:24 PM

The Early Human discovering fire, petrified of its voracious strength at first, but soon enthralled by its culinary properties:
November 19, 2024 at 8:07 PM
November 18, 2024 at 7:15 PM
November 18, 2024 at 7:14 PM