I’m starting to think the NFC South just might be a garbage division after all.

The New York Giants may be absolutely booty cheeks but damned if they aren’t the most entertaining team to watch this year.

Holy shit, shut the fuck up Jerry Jones.

Did anyone really ask for or expect a sequel to Greenland?

I think that I am looking forward to it though? I don’t think it’s a great premise but I think it’s bold that the filmmakers are willing to answer “So what happened next?”

Swear to God, the Internet is so damn dumb. The whole Cracker Barrel nonsense was so stupid that I’m surprised it wasn’t straight up started by people.

I got a bad habit of eating whatever leftovers I have from the night before for breakfast. Let the record show that 9am is a piss poor time for a burrito bowl with cilantro and white onions.

The worst part of upgrading my phone is replacing all of these damn lightning cables.

Have I never played Hades?

Couldn’t be arsed to get my gaming PC up and running so I’ve been playing No Man’s Sky on the Switch 2. That fucker demolishes the battery in handheld mode.

My God in Heaven, Dallas is going to lose this game.

I could have been playing No Man’s Sky but nooo, I’m just sitting here watching Russ cook.

A 2 pm Sam Adams Oktoberfest because I’m celebrating the firing of Brent Pry. I hate to see a dude lose his job but he’ll get plenty enough in his buyout.

I’d love to suck at my job so much that they give me millions to go away.

Uh, I hid my Pakistani friend in my house for a week because she was the only Muslim on campus and she was terrified someone would hurt her.

I gotta say, a bizarre re-release of the Virtual Boy was probably in the bottom 5 things I expected to hear about today.

Sometimes it’s just easier to make a new account than to unfuck your last one.