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Ty
@shrilltrillty.bsky.social
Surviving on caffeine, Klonopin and reality TV. 💕✨🌹
Somebody got my Grandmomma on Temu:
December 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Let me tell y’all a game I still have a little kid fear about for some reason:

Mortal Kombat—the very first one!
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Tomorrow I re-up on ALL my prescriptions. Gotta make sure I got my Klonopin on hand before I touch anything Stranger Things🤣😪
December 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Me ready to cause discourse among my family next week when I ask if Luke Skywalker would win against Eleven >>>
December 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
There have been Amazon packages delivered EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR today.

It’s definitely the holidays.
December 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
There’s a man at this place playing Keishia Cole’s “Love” on guitar.

This place is BLACK BLACK
December 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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ICE raids are cruel, inhumane, and do nothing to serve public safety.

My responsibility is to be the mayor to each and every person that calls this city their home. That includes millions of immigrants— of which I am one.
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Nobody talks about the struggle of having a husband who has a birthday on Jan 2nd😩
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Moving lately!
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Also, she hasn’t realized her daddy ain’t shit and he’s not coming to Thanksgiving 😭
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I’m watching old cartoons and there’s an episode where she wants to sit at the “adult table” for Thanksgiving.

I’d tell her that the adult table ain’t shit but mess, nonsense, and petty drama🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I know I’m getting old because I’m on the phone HAPPILY taking a public opinion survey about politics and Trump
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Nobody’s ever really ready to lose their mom, but I can def say that I WAS BLINDSIDED
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Houston, so far:
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
They’re playing The Killers’ “Smile Like You Mean It” and I cry every time I hear it and I’m like WHY Y’ALL gotta play this and I’m just trying to eat a pancake
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The best part of this weekend is not having to drive anywhere lol; I’m in this Lyft playing games on a tablet
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Pasty white men are my kryptonite.
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
“Get busy living or get busy dying” is such a hard ass line
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Orgasms are great, but have you ever been to the gym after you haven’t been in a minute? 🥲
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’m fasting for surgery this afternoon and all I can think about is how much a want a MARGARITA

I don’t even really like margaritas.
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Work Confession:

I will 1000% bend the rules when I can in order to serve the customers we insure. Nothing too crazy, but I’ll approve things wherever I can and do the best I can by these folks.
November 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Dallas was lit last night.
October 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Once a week I have an entire day where stupid people call me.
October 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
October 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Watching an agent cancel about $50,000 worth of business.

I’m crying with her.
October 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM