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@shri.li
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Materialist Jyotish. Any astrology posts are strictly about sidereal, not tropical. on a spiritual level, I am putting chewing gum on your hair rn. https://shri.li/book-a-reading/
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Dhanishta capricorn
When I was born they tossed me into a bin labeled 'No good', but then they fished me out, handed me a cane and a top hat, and told me I'd make it in show biz. I think I was tossed head first I'm so sleepy all the time, And violent. Bring me my tap shoes, I feel a song coming on - by twitter user fredward3948576
April 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Gemini/Sagittarius interaction
@shawnathan37 on twitter: if a beautiful woman disagrees with me i will immediately chang3 my views. i have no principles @fragilefraggle on twitter: Well, maybe you should have principles @shawnathan: you're right, maybe I should
March 12, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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10H rahu core
February 21, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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People think Venus is about beauty or about seduction, but this is what Venus is about
February 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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sidereal sagittarius
image of tumblr post saying, "but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*", followed by images of tired people
January 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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even I preferred the second option, lmao
yellow by coldplay
January 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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search up lyrics on pinterest and the first one describes you

this seems depressing... what, I'm an ashlesha now???
Depression in her mind, poison in her blood Anxiety in her heart, and she's screaming to be loved - That's her, Georgiou Music
January 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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so, for context, this is what I mean. This is the same chart, using equal sign houses (to baby you all), in different ayanamshas (tropical, lahiri, chitrapaksh, pushyapaksh). Notice how the planets do not move at all?
tropical chart sidereal lahiri chart chitrapaksh lahiri chart pushyapaksh lahiri chart
January 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Rahu 10H
comic of a person having a mental breakdown, captioned, "me when my actions are misinterpreted and I'm no longer in control of the way people see me"
December 22, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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virgo-pisces opposition
from tumblr theothin: sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic ifyouknowmeirlgoaway: This is how I feel about medical technology! All those posts I made when my mom was sick, basically trying to describe that medicine is magic. It's all in sterile white rooms, and it's all wrapped in plastic to keep it sterile, but it's basically magic. theothin: #doctors are just out there replacing parts of hearts like fucking wizards #and they're doing it all the time #they're so good at it that all the magic is invisible but it's right there
December 14, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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As is the new year tradition... first 5 things you see will describe ur 2025 (tw: mentions of SA, and just a lot of weird sexual shit)
the tags from "sexy times with wangxian" on ao3
December 5, 2024 at 7:40 AM
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moon remedies
A list of good moon remedies would be put a bit of milk in a bucket and use that to bathe put ghee in your navel every night take evening primrose oil supplements Sit down and talk to your mother every monday forward bending yoga sequence chant moon mantras (additionally, you can chant for deities associated with the moon, such as Shiva or Parvati) Listen to Moon Subliminals. I sell subliminals for all the planets on my ko-fi!
November 30, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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I think they just called me self obsessed... damn
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November 30, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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Relevance of the Sun, and how to tap into it...
The soul of a human is trapped within the flesh, and so, is constantly impacted by the needs, desires, and brains of the flesh that it is born with. Who you are can easily be overrun by your material body, and it can be hard to understand what the “soul” of a human is. The Sun is not a self that one can identify with immediately. Rather, the self in the Sun can be seen in what one chooses to admire, what one chooses to emulate, and what one respects. When you think of the perfect person, or your personal role model, the image that comes to mind is the Sun.
November 30, 2024 at 6:57 AM
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Not to sound self obsessed, but I'm obsessed with my interpretation and writing ability, tbh... #astrologysky #witchsky #jyotishsky
Pyschological imbalances, mental disorders, and emotional conditions are often talked about in the realm of hormones, and that is exactly what the moon is. The Moon is not the self, as much as it is the way that you are being impacted by the body and the world. It is, in many ways, not the truest sense of self. The Moon is the mindset which can easily be altered through medication. Moon is often seen as receptive Yin energy, and excess of Yin energy is known to be a place where ghosts thrive. A person with excess Yin energy is one who can get possessed more easily. This is interesting to me, because, the concept of possession is one which is about not being in control of the self, or being controlled by forces that are not truly you. Over identification with, or overly strengthening the Moon can lead to a feeling of not being in control, or sometimes, to a feeling of being dependent on another force. Moon represents childhood, and children are often dependent on their parents. In motherhood, too, the mood swings of pregnancy can be seen as the soul of the future child possessing the mother.
November 30, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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I love mr.kumar657
tiktok screenshot of a man captioned, "if you are going through hell, keep going. Why would you stop in hell?" tiktok screenshot of a man captioned, "You're allowed to be happy before you've fixed everything"
November 30, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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when things are in threes
hand reaching out to slam a button that says, "nut"
November 28, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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The font also turns capital Os into bunnies btw... like this
example of Os turning into bunnies with the font
November 27, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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fuck u, this is my truth
image of this thread, in a handwritten font
November 27, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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Saturn
November 25, 2024 at 7:11 AM
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one thing abt venus ketu... this shit doesn't happen with us, at least, not for too long
November 24, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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readings info!! shri.li/book-a-readi...
General Readings 30 minute Live Cartomancy Reading (35 USD/2700 INR) 30 minute Live Astrology Reading (40 USD/3300 INR) 1 hour Live astrology Reading (70 USD/5800 INR) 1 hour Live Astrology + Cartomancy Reading (80 USD/6600 INR) For these readings, I will answer as many questions as you can come up with during this time. These questions can be related to love, family, business, spirituality, personal development, or even just asking questions to learn more about how I practice astrology or cartomancy to learn more about these subjects. These readings are best for when you have very specific questions that I can answer. Astrology readings require for me to have a correct birth time, often to the minute. Cartomancy readings are predictions based on tarot cards or oracle cards of your choice from the decks I own, and can be done without any birth date or time. Spiritual Practice Reading 150 USD/11000 INR An analysis of your chart to see what is holding you back, and lifestyle changes you can make for the purpose of removing those blockages to improve your life. I will look at your interests, your goals, and then tell you how to incorporate these interests in a way that is ritualistic, meditative, and can help you achieve your spiritual or material goals (mostly spiritual). This would be written down in a text format first, sent to you on the platform of your choice (email, pillowfort or discord), and followed up by a 30 minute consultation to clarify any doubts, or to modify anything based on lifestyle factors I may not have taken into account. After the consultation, you will be sent an updated PDF of the recommendations by email and free follow ups in twitter DMs at request for 4 months. Disclaimer I explain the patterns I see in your chart to the best of my knowledge, intuition, and ability. However, there may still be some inaccuracies due to the nebulous nature of this field. I hope you will give me some grace for any mistakes. Refund Policy Refunds will be at my discretion. I may refuse to give you a refund. I will only consider giving refunds within 30 days at the time of the reading. Due to platform fees, I may not be able to refund you fully.
November 23, 2024 at 6:20 AM
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Purva Ashadha
A crying ogre holding up Ullysses by James Joyce, sayinf, "Everyone call ogre stupid, and it true! Ogre barely even Literate! Ogre finally finished Ullysses, but Ogre can only identify surface level themes like Religion and Nationalism and can't comprehend deeper ideas like the "Remorse of Conscience" that make James Joyce's novel a Modernist Classic! Ogre so dumb, it make Ogre Sad! At this rate, Ogre will never understand Finnegans Wake!"
November 23, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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I really don't understand how I even have this goddamn memory, LMAO. Just bizarre, bc I go around thinking I'm unaffected, then I am reminded of these people's existence, and feel like
angry white woman smashing everything meme
November 21, 2024 at 4:13 AM
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I feel like this is all the water signs, tbh... I mean, scorpio gets a little bit of that angsty reputation, but when people describe it, they describe it completely wrong... A lot of times, even when you can put it into words, it becomes too much, still (OP from @fearofgoddess.bsky.social)
pisces gets too much magical girl pr. and i’m not saying that we aren’t that, but there is a very dark side that in all actuality, is too painful for me to even discuss
November 20, 2024 at 5:41 AM