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— susie. 🦖
@shrewdbuster.bsky.social
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nice argument. unfortunately, your mother

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i know everything.
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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A stock image of a boy pointing at himself with a bewildered expression.
August 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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OOC : // I just realized what character Swap!Kris would be exactly like. The way I picture them in my head.
Sayori from DDLC.
July 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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watching the berdlys fight on the tl
Furry parents fighting meme
July 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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wwwaaaaaaaaaiiittt ffjfjuuucccckkkkkkkk
Godzilla
July 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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A low quality image of a background character from Spongebob looking behind himself, surprised.
July 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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and yet ......... you came crawling back.
Berdly followed you
July 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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you want to hime out.............. with Me???
A crude drawing of a character looking at the viewer with big shiny eyes, smiling wide, and blushing.
July 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Sad ant with bindle
July 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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July 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Four Youtube comments from user @deniserandall4397, reading "Fuck shit lost silver" "Sing to me the gods" "I wish I was lost silver" "I feel like I am going to die"
July 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Crude drawing of Kris and Berdly making out
July 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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OOC : // Something something idk
Berdly: Think of, for example, Dragon Blazers 2. Your sister becomes afflicted with a terrible curse. And to make matters worse. Her stats are ABYSMAL, as well. But. In spite of all this. She's still a member of the team, no? Susie: ... Woah. Dude. YOU play Dragon Blazers too?! Berdly: ... Of course? Berdly: Worry not, Kris! Susie is here to ASSIST us. She's our ALLY now, after all. Isn't that RIGHT, Susie? Susie: Yeah dude, it's cool! I'm just as big a dweeb as you are now. Kris: ... Berdly: (Just TRUST me, okay, Kris?)
July 7, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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OOC : // And here's his unnerving friend Swap!Noelle (I can't be assed to make a Dark World sprite rn)
A sprite edit of swap!Noelle.
July 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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OOC : // Would you care him
Talk sprite edits of Swap!Berdly Overworld sprite edits of Swap!Berdly
July 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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OOC : // Chat they lowkey scare me a little
A screenshot in Aseprite of Kris edited to look like Swap!Kris.
July 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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OOC : // Me when dumb people piss me off
A doodle of Swap!Berdly. His glasses are clouded and obscure his eyes. He wears a long trenchcoat, a v neck shirt with a black belt around his midriff, and a belt around a pair of cargo pants. He looks annoyed.
July 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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A compressed picture of a cat in a costume. White text with a bold black outline reads, "I'M DIPPING NUGGETS YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF INTO SAUCES YOU'D NEVER UNDERSTAND"
July 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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A screenshot of the comments section for a paused Youtube video for a Splatoon song. One comment just out of frame reads "I love this song I love Splatoon 2 songs". Below it, a user named Matias Kozlovsky makes two separate comments, "Matthew patel body is a electric guitar", "Fighting Matthew patel fefnir learn gekko dance to assemble balan wonderworld Friends".
June 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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OOC : // Ik this account hasn't been around for very long. But
White text over a black backdrop reading, "What are your thoughts on this account's portrayal?"
June 29, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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A screenshot of a paused Youtube video depicting Sonic falling between rafters. A comment from the user Gilbert reads, "Stop killing sonic or else I woll transfrom in to my dinosaur mode"
June 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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OOC : // Here's an old phone doodle of Swap!Kris from 2024 btw
A messy sketch of Swap!Kris, who has been swapped with Noelle. Their design is mostly unchanged from canon, except for their bangs being held back by a barrette, exposing their eyes. They have a cutesy enthusiastic expression on their face, and are holding up two pencils, one that is covered in blood and another that has a skull on it. They are saying "Howdy Noelle! Missing a pencil? Want the blood covered one? or the one w/ the ominous skull?"
June 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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"man ur such a pussy" a jock says to me. i laugh. "well," i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, "like they say," everyone waits in anticipation, "u are what u eat." the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,
June 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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A sprite of Swap!Susie with a speech bubble reading, "I feel so sigma!"
June 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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June 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM