It’s just me and my 6xl Korn shirt against the world

Moving over to Bluesky like….

It’s funny cause I do the bare minimum at work and I still want to pull my hair out all the time.

You know what, I think it’s time for a dry February tbh.

One time me and gabby got drunk at a bar and I couldn’t stop pointing out how much the door guy looked liked Seth Putnam. She dared me to tell him and I did when we left. That poor man got extremely sad lmao.
Me : Do you like anal cunt
Him: YEAH 😄
Me : You look like Seth Putnam
Him: ☹️

I’ve asked like 3 people if they would see the new Sublime with
me

The more I get older, the less I like talking to my parents. I hate to sound that way but they don’t know anything about me or ask about me when we talk.

I caught Olive sleeping on her back and it was the funniest shit ever to me.

The Daniel Johnston movie is making me want to cry

I’m here and I’m queer