Oh dear

Obviously not. They are beyond useless

"Women"?

The TV series is pretty faithful to the comic too

Got pushed over by John Barnes outside Anfield

Rectums wrapped

I'm pretty sure he would've mentioned that in his resignation speech. Even if that was the case, standing his ground and making them either sack him or not would be better than giving them the out of "but he resigned". Easy to say from the outside, i know.

I can understand why people might hate this but it's my album of the year

Remember, we have an impenetrable shield of shit weather

FIFA has been shady for a very long time

Local, not loval.
He said they were "cross-eyed, hunchbacked goblins, scratching at their bags of chips, fag ash scorching their denim uniforms"

One that haunts me is a news story i read years ago about a loval councillor who got into trouble for some hilariously derogatory comments he made about the local residents. It was somewhere like Rochdale or Scunthorpe. I remember it word for word but can't find anything about it online.

I don't watch itbut i heard one character was wearing a The Fall - Bend Sinister t-shirt in the new series. That seems more unlikely. Looking forward to them squeezing 'Dktr Faustus' into the finale ;)

It should be the name of a bird, or an offensive slang term. "Look at the state of that spatchcock!"

Saw the Adam & The Ants Prince Charming tour that year as well. That was fun.