@showerstool.bsky.social
Get f*cked. Big Brother and Doctor Who. Anyone want cake and spoilers?!
I’m not great about cleaning. I truly hate it. But cleaning my apartment for the holidays… I’ve disgusted myself for the first time. Genuinely, I will never let this happen again.
December 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’m not great about cleaning. I truly hate it. But cleaning my apartment for the holidays… I’ve disgusted myself for the first time. Genuinely, I will never let this happen again.
Having to poop JUST after showering is truly the worst
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Having to poop JUST after showering is truly the worst
For as fucked up as I got last night I don’t have a hangover. Fucking blessed… might be the five loads I swallowed.
November 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
For as fucked up as I got last night I don’t have a hangover. Fucking blessed… might be the five loads I swallowed.
Been hot and bothered for nearly two weeks. Keep thinking about my coworkers thick cock. He free balls and his bulge is glorious. He has seven kids so you know he’s potent.
October 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Been hot and bothered for nearly two weeks. Keep thinking about my coworkers thick cock. He free balls and his bulge is glorious. He has seven kids so you know he’s potent.
I hate children. So needy.
July 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I hate children. So needy.
I don’t want to be a parent and never will. I also recognize that I don’t have the patience for it. But I absolutely have a stronger backbone than my friends and I absolutely judge them for it.
May 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I don’t want to be a parent and never will. I also recognize that I don’t have the patience for it. But I absolutely have a stronger backbone than my friends and I absolutely judge them for it.
He just doesn’t want Beyoncé to perform at the Sphere. You clearly already had her attention and she was trying to get yours! Flirt back, idiot!
Beyoncé receives cease-and-desist letter from the owner of the Las Vegas Sphere over a clip of her holding the venue in her ‘COWBOY CARTER’ tour visuals.
The letter accused her of “impermissible use & violation” which “resulted in…speculation that [she] will end her tour with a Sphere residency.”
The letter accused her of “impermissible use & violation” which “resulted in…speculation that [she] will end her tour with a Sphere residency.”
May 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
He just doesn’t want Beyoncé to perform at the Sphere. You clearly already had her attention and she was trying to get yours! Flirt back, idiot!
I am sad and horny
April 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I am sad and horny
Second time in a week I’ve been at my friend’s and waited for them for over 30min to show up. You knew I would be here and what time. Get your shit together.
April 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Second time in a week I’ve been at my friend’s and waited for them for over 30min to show up. You knew I would be here and what time. Get your shit together.
Hanging out with straight friends who have kids, makes me glad to be gay.
March 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Hanging out with straight friends who have kids, makes me glad to be gay.
I sense it. I’m about to be OBLITERATED.
March 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I sense it. I’m about to be OBLITERATED.
I am once again inebriated AF. Had to level up to this str8 man. Thankful to get absolutely wrecked AND spellcheck
March 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I am once again inebriated AF. Had to level up to this str8 man. Thankful to get absolutely wrecked AND spellcheck
Daniel LaRusso is absolutely coked up in KK3
March 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Daniel LaRusso is absolutely coked up in KK3
Armie Hammer in The Man From UNCLE is my ideal man. Let’s fuck each other up, Sir.
February 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Armie Hammer in The Man From UNCLE is my ideal man. Let’s fuck each other up, Sir.
I am SO fucked up right now. I haven’t been this fucked up in 6 years. Love it and hate it all at once. Yay spell check.
February 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I am SO fucked up right now. I haven’t been this fucked up in 6 years. Love it and hate it all at once. Yay spell check.
I live for when you’re on poppers and then the porno emotionally deteriorates.
January 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I live for when you’re on poppers and then the porno emotionally deteriorates.
My friend is letting their child chew on a metal spoon and I can’t handle it
January 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My friend is letting their child chew on a metal spoon and I can’t handle it