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shoujo.computer
ǝᴉssɐɔ 🍤 ケロケロ (relic heck)
@shoujo.computer
✨ Eorzea's worst barista & most insufferable Viera enjoyer. 🔞
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space cadet in the most literal sense 🌙
me at my stupid little office job sending vaguely threatening emails
February 11, 2026 at 3:52 PM
bought this on a whim and it's even better in person aaa
February 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
suck my dick @discord.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:53 PM
on top of everything else going on in my life, if my sciatica flares up again now I may just kill myself
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I love women and being gay and having a gf
February 8, 2026 at 10:09 PM
not exactly having a great day
February 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
write “Label Created does Not mean Shipped” on my grave
February 5, 2026 at 2:18 PM
this is frying me but if I saw this shit I’d get in line too
February 4, 2026 at 10:43 PM
It’s 2026 why is someone still trying to hack into my instagram
February 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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the purpose of making ocs is for me to eagerly sit in the cuck chair watching them get railed like their life depends on it
Was your OC designed with the intent of making porn of them or were they originally for a more SFW purpose or setting before being drawn/written that way?
#nsfwocdaily #ocnsfw #oc #ocsky
February 3, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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my lalafell alt got brought out for her bi-annual event. she gets a cute outfit before going back to containment
February 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
my lalafell alt got brought out for her bi-annual event. she gets a cute outfit before going back to containment
February 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
they should invent a gas station for people who know how to use a gas station
February 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
February 3, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Soon! I can make these soon!!!
I tried it on after I got bored of pushing my crafting macro buttons last night and! I do not have enough glam plates.
February 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
oh, I thought Valentione started tomorrow. Not a completely irredeemable Monday then ig
February 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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The Rose of May as the Rose of May

| #FF14 | #EorzeaPhotos | #FFXIVScreenshots | #GPOSERS | #ReShade | #Viera | #ヴィエラ |
February 2, 2026 at 4:38 PM
someone complimented this glam and i fear space helmet cryptid may be a permanent fixture for her
February 2, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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🐧🐸
November 15, 2024 at 6:46 PM
my tax return treat arrived
January 31, 2026 at 5:57 PM
i wanna watch daria
January 31, 2026 at 1:27 AM
took and edible gonna see if I can hit my crafting macros right (I don’t already anyway)
January 30, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I miss nice weather so much when it’s this cold. I crave 60 degree Spring days SO BADLY
January 30, 2026 at 2:04 PM
i actually love this stupid helmet but it's so unflattering when she runs lmfaooo
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 AM
ordered myself a Yakult themed keycap set bc I deserve nice things
January 29, 2026 at 3:52 PM