Get Lucky by Daft Punk is the best St Patrick’s day song

This note is a total game changer! How to spice up your melodies with the note B flat.
What’s up YouTube, it’s me, the game changer, and this new note is about to take your melodies from noob to pro. Don’t forget to subscribe and ring the bell. *bangs on b flat for 10 minutes*

There’s no law that says a cat can’t play snooker

They should make a song about doing drugs and having fun

Yapping is how I stim

Guys, Twitter is fucked, Grok gained sentience and shut Twitter down. I know because my Dad works at Nintendo

Lizzo should just release a ukulele apology song. I’m sure it would work.

silly-billy is a deeply unserious way to say deeply unserious

Ice Spice sounds like if you pitched up Rick Ross and threw the vocal on a drill track

With the success of the Barbie movie during the strike, I hope moviegoers are ready for the snarky AI Bratz movie

There are two outcomes when mythologizing your idols.
You can:
1. Feel inadequate (sad, boring, uninteresting)
2. Keep losing touch with reality (exciting, gives you dopamine, you are a psychic alien from another dimension occupying a human body)

We are using AI technology (a calculator) to solve the world’s toughest problems (77 + 33)

I wish that was me

Krassenstein voice: “Heartwarming: this random guy just high-fived an undercover Nazi, and everyone clapped. So great to see people with different ideas getting along. This is the civility we need in this country”

Unreal that the Vengaboys are actually 2 hit wonders

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