I’m calling out of work on that day and mimosas all morning

Sus

Dram 3 has been a treat to watch

Always funny

Is this the one with the correct clock speed?

Right, do inmates not normally have access to toilet paper?

Does this school not practice academic freedom?

That is such a great troll

Dude are we so unimportant on Bluesky you do the most lazy ass reposting job ever?! Like it’s literally less effort to copy and paste the text than screenshotting the tweet, and you want to be president?!

Please do America a favor and resign, you’ve shown your lack of conviction to do the right thing, now do the right thing and retire or be primaried

I’m sure they’ll be more than happy to contort themselves into the shape of a pretzel in order not to confirm these rights on the parents of trans children

So cute!