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Decided to make this a thing in my life as a way to guide my media consumption.
December 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Decided to make this a thing in my life as a way to guide my media consumption.
@eringloriaryan.bsky.social
Spent the afternoon doing chores and listening to Politics St. Vincent talk about shitty people with her friends and at one point during a mini-montage of failed business/endorsement ventures YouTube slipped in an ad about some scammy real estate timeshare/scheme.
Spent the afternoon doing chores and listening to Politics St. Vincent talk about shitty people with her friends and at one point during a mini-montage of failed business/endorsement ventures YouTube slipped in an ad about some scammy real estate timeshare/scheme.
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
@eringloriaryan.bsky.social
Spent the afternoon doing chores and listening to Politics St. Vincent talk about shitty people with her friends and at one point during a mini-montage of failed business/endorsement ventures YouTube slipped in an ad about some scammy real estate timeshare/scheme.
Spent the afternoon doing chores and listening to Politics St. Vincent talk about shitty people with her friends and at one point during a mini-montage of failed business/endorsement ventures YouTube slipped in an ad about some scammy real estate timeshare/scheme.
I’ve been listening to the audiobook for Blood Meridian. If you’ve never read it, imagine every old west movie that your father in law loves, and imagine what it would be like if it were actually happening.
September 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I’ve been listening to the audiobook for Blood Meridian. If you’ve never read it, imagine every old west movie that your father in law loves, and imagine what it would be like if it were actually happening.
Conspiracy Theory: Phillies Karen had Charlie Kirk assassinated because people were closing in on her identity.
September 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Conspiracy Theory: Phillies Karen had Charlie Kirk assassinated because people were closing in on her identity.
Shower thought: If I were a Nazi in 1930s Germany, how confident would I be in the continuity of the regime if I knew that Hitler’s second in command was incapable of ordering donuts like a human being?
August 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Shower thought: If I were a Nazi in 1930s Germany, how confident would I be in the continuity of the regime if I knew that Hitler’s second in command was incapable of ordering donuts like a human being?
I was driving today and saw a billboard for a personal injury lawyer. This is not a very unusual thing in Houston, or anywhere, I think, but this one said “Gamez Law Fights!”
“Fights,” in this context, is a verb. With the implied full sentence being “Gamez Law fights (for you).”
“Fights,” in this context, is a verb. With the implied full sentence being “Gamez Law fights (for you).”
July 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I was driving today and saw a billboard for a personal injury lawyer. This is not a very unusual thing in Houston, or anywhere, I think, but this one said “Gamez Law Fights!”
“Fights,” in this context, is a verb. With the implied full sentence being “Gamez Law fights (for you).”
“Fights,” in this context, is a verb. With the implied full sentence being “Gamez Law fights (for you).”
Saw Ballerina this morning.
Aka: “In Which Ana debarked Murders an Entire Picturesque Austrian Village
Aka: “In Which Ana debarked Murders an Entire Picturesque Austrian Village
June 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Saw Ballerina this morning.
Aka: “In Which Ana debarked Murders an Entire Picturesque Austrian Village
Aka: “In Which Ana debarked Murders an Entire Picturesque Austrian Village
How much would it change your perception of Mumm-Ra to learn that he is actually a severe burn victim and is in constant pain?
May 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
How much would it change your perception of Mumm-Ra to learn that he is actually a severe burn victim and is in constant pain?
Linda Perry in the 4 Non Blondes What’s Up music video looks like the witch who prophesied the coming of Rob Zombie.
May 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Linda Perry in the 4 Non Blondes What’s Up music video looks like the witch who prophesied the coming of Rob Zombie.
There is a near 100% chance this pope watched Happy Days.
May 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
There is a near 100% chance this pope watched Happy Days.
I don’t know much about the Punisher, but it seems like the MCU’s version’s superpower is Super PTSD.
May 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I don’t know much about the Punisher, but it seems like the MCU’s version’s superpower is Super PTSD.
I was watching Conan the Destroyer, the lesser of the Schwarzenegger Conan movies, and there’s a part at the beginning where Wilt Chamberlain vows to protect Olivia D’Abo’s virginity that I find objectively hilarious.
April 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I was watching Conan the Destroyer, the lesser of the Schwarzenegger Conan movies, and there’s a part at the beginning where Wilt Chamberlain vows to protect Olivia D’Abo’s virginity that I find objectively hilarious.
“Hey, Apu. Got any of that beer that has basil seeds floating in it? You know, Basilbrau?”
“Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.”
“Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.”
April 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
“Hey, Apu. Got any of that beer that has basil seeds floating in it? You know, Basilbrau?”
“Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.”
“Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.”
@hbomberguy.bsky.social
I’ve been watching your Bloodborne video and I was struck by your point about how Bloodborne taught people how to properly play Souls games.
I went through something similar, but with a different combination of games.
I’ve been watching your Bloodborne video and I was struck by your point about how Bloodborne taught people how to properly play Souls games.
I went through something similar, but with a different combination of games.
March 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
@hbomberguy.bsky.social
I’ve been watching your Bloodborne video and I was struck by your point about how Bloodborne taught people how to properly play Souls games.
I went through something similar, but with a different combination of games.
I’ve been watching your Bloodborne video and I was struck by your point about how Bloodborne taught people how to properly play Souls games.
I went through something similar, but with a different combination of games.
Renaming Elden Ring enemies:
Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtle
Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtle
March 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Renaming Elden Ring enemies:
Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtle
Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtle
“Welcome back to Top Chef: Kentucky. Chefs, for your Elimination Challenge, you will need to slaughter, clean, and prepare the horse you chose in the Quickfire Challenge to create a delicious amuse bouche. Tom, you have immunity from your Quickfire win so your horse is spared.”
March 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“Welcome back to Top Chef: Kentucky. Chefs, for your Elimination Challenge, you will need to slaughter, clean, and prepare the horse you chose in the Quickfire Challenge to create a delicious amuse bouche. Tom, you have immunity from your Quickfire win so your horse is spared.”
Great. Now Mark Whalberg AND Chris Pratt are trying to get me to pray on YouTube.
Not sure which is worse.
Speaking of, I should rewatch Boogie Nights this weekend.
Not sure which is worse.
Speaking of, I should rewatch Boogie Nights this weekend.
March 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Great. Now Mark Whalberg AND Chris Pratt are trying to get me to pray on YouTube.
Not sure which is worse.
Speaking of, I should rewatch Boogie Nights this weekend.
Not sure which is worse.
Speaking of, I should rewatch Boogie Nights this weekend.
In the Harry Potter Universe, are there Silicone Valley magicbros?
Like a dude who’s way into whatever the wizarding version of crypto is.
Like a dude who’s way into whatever the wizarding version of crypto is.
March 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
In the Harry Potter Universe, are there Silicone Valley magicbros?
Like a dude who’s way into whatever the wizarding version of crypto is.
Like a dude who’s way into whatever the wizarding version of crypto is.
What kind of foods do you serve at a post-Gom Jabbar Pain Box Challege afterparty? Do you have to prepare for both good and less good outcomes or can you just fudge it and go for single celebration of life like a unisex baby shower or something?
March 2, 2025 at 7:00 AM
What kind of foods do you serve at a post-Gom Jabbar Pain Box Challege afterparty? Do you have to prepare for both good and less good outcomes or can you just fudge it and go for single celebration of life like a unisex baby shower or something?
New word: Bejazzercized
March 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
New word: Bejazzercized
Why does Dom spike the drink they give to Robert Fischer, anyway? The flight attendant is obviously in on it. Just let her crush the Benadryl into his drink.
February 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Why does Dom spike the drink they give to Robert Fischer, anyway? The flight attendant is obviously in on it. Just let her crush the Benadryl into his drink.
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Trump: I AM A KING!
NYT: Trump displays a "fondness for regal themes"
NYT: Trump displays a "fondness for regal themes"
February 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Trump: I AM A KING!
NYT: Trump displays a "fondness for regal themes"
NYT: Trump displays a "fondness for regal themes"
Thanks to @roelkonijn.bsky.social I now know that if I ever find myself in a siege warfare situation, the first thing I’m doing is digging as many goddamn ditches as I can.
Warfare Experts Rate 13 'Lord of the Rings' Battles For Realism | How Real Is It? | Insider
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February 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Thanks to @roelkonijn.bsky.social I now know that if I ever find myself in a siege warfare situation, the first thing I’m doing is digging as many goddamn ditches as I can.