Shoshin Boy
@shoshinboy.bsky.social
I talk into an upside down fun in an old TV on the clock app
Half Japanese, former Quiz Kid, 0-1 Amateur Boxer, Straight Edge, Shitty BJJ Blue Belt
Half Japanese, former Quiz Kid, 0-1 Amateur Boxer, Straight Edge, Shitty BJJ Blue Belt
White people love Benihanas (I’m white people)
June 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
White people love Benihanas (I’m white people)
“Clearly we’re homies, you invited me to the symphony” - Something I literally just said right now
June 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
“Clearly we’re homies, you invited me to the symphony” - Something I literally just said right now
Straight Edge Fidlar
April 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Straight Edge Fidlar
I feel like a good rap line would be something like, “on Natalie’s dick like Moby,” as a literary reference to not only Herman Melville’s seminal work but also to electronic dance musician Moby being real creepy towards Natalie Portman.
March 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I feel like a good rap line would be something like, “on Natalie’s dick like Moby,” as a literary reference to not only Herman Melville’s seminal work but also to electronic dance musician Moby being real creepy towards Natalie Portman.
I wanna see a movie where Captain America becomes a teacher in an inner city school and teaches a bunch of kid how to cheat on the SAT
March 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I wanna see a movie where Captain America becomes a teacher in an inner city school and teaches a bunch of kid how to cheat on the SAT
Lowkey kinda crazy how I take my ADHD medication and all of a sudden it doesn’t feel like time is just melting away and I seemingly have control over how I regulate my attention…
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Lowkey kinda crazy how I take my ADHD medication and all of a sudden it doesn’t feel like time is just melting away and I seemingly have control over how I regulate my attention…
I’m seeing a 10:30pm 4DX showing of Mickey 17 by myself and there’s no way these employees don’t think I’m high as fuck.
March 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I’m seeing a 10:30pm 4DX showing of Mickey 17 by myself and there’s no way these employees don’t think I’m high as fuck.
You know the diner’s good when the waiter laughs at you for ordering your steak rare
March 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
You know the diner’s good when the waiter laughs at you for ordering your steak rare
Here’s a video I made about a sick move Ura hit in the last basho since we can post videos longer than a minute now.
March 12, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Here’s a video I made about a sick move Ura hit in the last basho since we can post videos longer than a minute now.
I desperately need people to buy calendars from 1997…
March 11, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I desperately need people to buy calendars from 1997…
Was it incredibly hurtful when someone told me point blank they “liked me better” when I’m on my ADHD medication?
Yes
Do I kinda like myself better when I’m on my ADHD medication?
Also yes.
Yes
Do I kinda like myself better when I’m on my ADHD medication?
Also yes.
January 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Was it incredibly hurtful when someone told me point blank they “liked me better” when I’m on my ADHD medication?
Yes
Do I kinda like myself better when I’m on my ADHD medication?
Also yes.
Yes
Do I kinda like myself better when I’m on my ADHD medication?
Also yes.
A lot of people don’t know the Black Eyed Peas recorded another version of Let’s Get it Started with VERY different lyrics.
January 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
A lot of people don’t know the Black Eyed Peas recorded another version of Let’s Get it Started with VERY different lyrics.
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while we’re on the topic of tiktok privacy concerns, reminder that meta turns over private DMs and data to the police that has been used to prosecute a young woman for getting an abortion as a teenager
January 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
while we’re on the topic of tiktok privacy concerns, reminder that meta turns over private DMs and data to the police that has been used to prosecute a young woman for getting an abortion as a teenager
Woke up from a dream where I was violently attacked by an emu outside an A&W. There’s gotta be a deeper meaning here, right?
January 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Woke up from a dream where I was violently attacked by an emu outside an A&W. There’s gotta be a deeper meaning here, right?
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David Lynch - forever and always, fix your hearts or die
January 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
David Lynch - forever and always, fix your hearts or die
Wait, people are starting to follow me here, does that mean I have to actually tweet… I mean Bluesky… I mean post
January 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Wait, people are starting to follow me here, does that mean I have to actually tweet… I mean Bluesky… I mean post
Last night I saw the aftermath of multiple cop cars running over their own spike strips, I literally cannot think of a more obvious metaphor for policing in this country.
January 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Last night I saw the aftermath of multiple cop cars running over their own spike strips, I literally cannot think of a more obvious metaphor for policing in this country.
I understand a hospital is an inappropriate place to insert myself into a conversation about Weird Al. Please applaud my strength of will.
January 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I understand a hospital is an inappropriate place to insert myself into a conversation about Weird Al. Please applaud my strength of will.
Twitter has literally just become the biggest idiots in the world arguing amongst themselves and then a porn bot chimes in with some nonsense.
December 25, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Twitter has literally just become the biggest idiots in the world arguing amongst themselves and then a porn bot chimes in with some nonsense.
Did the assassin just get milkshake ducked?
December 9, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Did the assassin just get milkshake ducked?
So funny watching the local news dance around the CEO assassination. “A case that has captivated the public.” Hmm why might they be captivated? Is it because the public is kinda rooting for the assassin?
December 6, 2024 at 6:12 AM
So funny watching the local news dance around the CEO assassination. “A case that has captivated the public.” Hmm why might they be captivated? Is it because the public is kinda rooting for the assassin?
Are we allowed to admit all the changes to Twitter after the takeover did like serious culture damage? We all hung on thinking we were smarter than all the bots and boosting of shitty takes. But hella people definitely fell for that shit.
November 30, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Are we allowed to admit all the changes to Twitter after the takeover did like serious culture damage? We all hung on thinking we were smarter than all the bots and boosting of shitty takes. But hella people definitely fell for that shit.
Scooby Doo should get a lot more credit for speaking multiple languages and being a dog who smokes weed
November 29, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Scooby Doo should get a lot more credit for speaking multiple languages and being a dog who smokes weed