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Shorty Rattlesnake
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⚠️MPLS UNDER SIEGE⚠️

🇺🇲 I am ANTIFA 🇺🇲⚠️🦅🗽
🇸🇪🇸🇯🇳🇱+🇺🇲 =ME

The Greatest POTUS in History is FDR
Period.
#VoteVets-Army 68D
Disabled Vet(Not the Dog kind)😉
Renaissance Man

Want Socialism?
MOVE TO EUROPE, we're trying to save America 🇺🇸
Noble?

Tell that to the Native Americans.

That is IF you can actually find one...
February 18, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Throwing the World Series again, 107 years later?

MN Twins fan just asking...
February 17, 2026 at 4:06 PM
C'mon George!
That's an old joke from "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"

Americans can't possibly be that stupid for real, can they? 🤔

Nevermind.
February 17, 2026 at 4:55 AM
That's a bad joke from the movie "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"

Keanu Reeves said the line in History class.
February 17, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Sounds like you need a hobby, Betty!
February 17, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Not a chance.

AOC will NEVER get elected President.

I like her too, but you need to be Pragmatic about this one...
February 17, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Ask my Vikings.

But now they FINALLY kicked Kwesi 2 the Curb, we won't be holding anymore Fire Sales because some fancy, new Stat line tells them to.

We're Coming...
SKOL!!
#PurpleReign
February 17, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Of course not, Liz.

Too bad everyone else in the Senate is bought & paid for by The Man.

Even Bernie & You are Liz, so what's a poor lower-class Schmuck like me to do, eh?

And ANYTIME a Katie Porter type w/solutions comes around the DNC buries them

Unless..

You figure the rest out yourself.
February 17, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Cheers, Jimmy!☮️
February 16, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Yeah, but unlike Eagles fans, Seahawks fans don't dump piss in beer glasses on opponents & gang beat down anyone who dares to wear an opponents jersey in the stands in Philly.

SKOL Vikings!🇸🇪🇸🇯🫅
February 10, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Or at least allow The People to remove them for incompetence or illegal acts at other times than elections.

Especially considering the ruling Party would NEVER vote for conviction & removal, regardless if it was either a Dem or Repug.

They protect their own...
Unless it's REALLY bad,
or maybe not.
February 10, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Everyone saw what that one Clown did to the ICE Sculpture.

The Prosecution rests its case. 🇺🇲🦅🗽
February 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I absolutely love The Cars. I missed the one chance I can recall that I had to see them live & regret it everyday since Ben Orr died.
February 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Her former husband led one of the best bands of the era.
February 4, 2026 at 10:23 PM
They also use the Bible to support/justify their Fascist worldview.

It's the new definition of "Pathetic"
February 4, 2026 at 10:21 PM