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Baggies were plowing into this POS at $7+ last week on a fake news pump and dump that the float was 70M shares, 320M shares don’t exist, and if they do exist, they aren’t freely tradable (they do and they are). 🤌🤌🤌🤌 @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Baggies were plowing into this POS at $7+ last week on a fake news pump and dump that the float was 70M shares, 320M shares don’t exist, and if they do exist, they aren’t freely tradable (they do and they are). 🤌🤌🤌🤌 @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social
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Baggies asking Grok for detailed explanations of securities laws and getting blatantly false info (in part due to baggy prompting, but also Grok is very dumb in this area). @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Baggies asking Grok for detailed explanations of securities laws and getting blatantly false info (in part due to baggy prompting, but also Grok is very dumb in this area). @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social
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All the Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac bros are starting to learn they might be fucked.
www.fanniemae.com/media/54826/...
@keubiko.bsky.social @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social
www.fanniemae.com/media/54826/...
@keubiko.bsky.social @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
All the Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac bros are starting to learn they might be fucked.
www.fanniemae.com/media/54826/...
@keubiko.bsky.social @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social
www.fanniemae.com/media/54826/...
@keubiko.bsky.social @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social
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Punched $MMTLP into the Xitter search to see what the baggies are up to. I see they are still totally rational about this stock that was canceled in 2022. @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social @sunnycorax.bsky.social @tiggersdad.bsky.social
October 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Punched $MMTLP into the Xitter search to see what the baggies are up to. I see they are still totally rational about this stock that was canceled in 2022. @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social @sunnycorax.bsky.social @tiggersdad.bsky.social
Almost as much deep value as $QNTM.
September 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Almost as much deep value as $QNTM.
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New Substack: open.substack.com/pub/keubiko/...
Bill PPPulte's PPP PPProblem?
"The dildo doth protest too much, methinks" - Hamlet
open.substack.com
September 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
New Substack: open.substack.com/pub/keubiko/...
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Isn’t this the company squeezing da neekid shawtz by getting baggies to DRS their shares so they can’t easily sell them lol? @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social Now Yous Can’t Leave.
September 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Isn’t this the company squeezing da neekid shawtz by getting baggies to DRS their shares so they can’t easily sell them lol? @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social Now Yous Can’t Leave.
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Keubiko's Hierarchy Of Grifting™️
September 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Keubiko's Hierarchy Of Grifting™️
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Still the best bagholder video of all time. $MMTLP baggie from 2023 bleating about his stock that was canceled. #NoRefunds
August 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Still the best bagholder video of all time. $MMTLP baggie from 2023 bleating about his stock that was canceled. #NoRefunds
Omg. Never been a better time to load up on Tesla puts. Fuckkkkk🤣🤣🤣🤣
June 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Omg. Never been a better time to load up on Tesla puts. Fuckkkkk🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey Trump, while you’re pissed off at Elon, can we get an update on this? 😂😂😂😂 www.forbes.com/sites/jamesf...
Tesla Self-Driving DOJ Investigation Is Looking At Securities And Wire Fraud, Report Says
The DOJ probe comes amid lawsuits targeting Tesla’s self-driving claims.
www.forbes.com
June 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Hey Trump, while you’re pissed off at Elon, can we get an update on this? 😂😂😂😂 www.forbes.com/sites/jamesf...
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Inject this straight into my veins.
June 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Inject this straight into my veins.
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Never thought I’d reach this level of shill😎
May 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Never thought I’d reach this level of shill😎
Hey @keubiko.bsky.social, you see this? Supposedly BBBYQ bonds no longer being quoted under 15c2-11 means equity emergence soon. Sad. Ha !
May 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hey @keubiko.bsky.social, you see this? Supposedly BBBYQ bonds no longer being quoted under 15c2-11 means equity emergence soon. Sad. Ha !
We won’t forget you Dougie, leader of the shills✊✊✊
Doug Cifu has been suspended indefinitely by the NHL....whatever that means.
May 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
We won’t forget you Dougie, leader of the shills✊✊✊
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I don’t normally link to Xitter, but if you want some bagholder gold you need to look at the replies to this Congressman’s Easter message. @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social @tiggersdad.bsky.social 🤌🤌🤌🤌 x.com/repralphnorm...
x.com
April 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I don’t normally link to Xitter, but if you want some bagholder gold you need to look at the replies to this Congressman’s Easter message. @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social @tiggersdad.bsky.social 🤌🤌🤌🤌 x.com/repralphnorm...
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I told people for the longest time that Dave Lauer is nothing more than a grifter scumbag. He made that clear last Thursday.
April 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I told people for the longest time that Dave Lauer is nothing more than a grifter scumbag. He made that clear last Thursday.
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All of our search queries on CourtListener just got about 170ms faster. Going to keep working to make search fast.
April 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
All of our search queries on CourtListener just got about 170ms faster. Going to keep working to make search fast.
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It’s only 7:30am but I guarantee this is the dumbest thing you’ll read today. Crashing the global economy to save a few bucks on treasury refi interest. x.com/billackman/s...
Bill Ackman on X: "An extremely insightful piece on tariffs and @realDonaldTrump’s strategy." / X
An extremely insightful piece on tariffs and @realDonaldTrump’s strategy.
x.com
April 4, 2025 at 11:38 AM
It’s only 7:30am but I guarantee this is the dumbest thing you’ll read today. Crashing the global economy to save a few bucks on treasury refi interest. x.com/billackman/s...
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