Men of Alternia + Dave & Jake
@shortstackvamplord.bsky.social
NSFW / Multimuse / Minors, non-RP & taboo get yeeted
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• Bisexual muses
• 🕶️ is Dave talking and 🇬🇧 is Jake talking
• Scat, piss, & taboo kinks are blocked on site. Any kink except those are okay.
• 🕶️ is Dave talking and 🇬🇧 is Jake talking
• Scat, piss, & taboo kinks are blocked on site. Any kink except those are okay.
// I wanna stuff my face into his pits and take a huge whiff of them.
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
// I wanna stuff my face into his pits and take a huge whiff of them.
♐️: “Good morning, Damara.”
It's Damara, bitch
November 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
♐️: “Good morning, Damara.”
🕶️: “Even Karkat and Jake have some nice titties too.”
damn
might have 2 check them out then
might have 2 check them out then
🕶️: “Those are the words that come across my mind when I see Equius and Tavros walk around without their shirts.”
October 24, 2025 at 8:08 AM
🕶️: “Even Karkat and Jake have some nice titties too.”
🕶️: “Those are the words that come across my mind when I see Equius and Tavros walk around without their shirts.”
boing boing
October 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
🕶️: “Those are the words that come across my mind when I see Equius and Tavros walk around without their shirts.”
♉️: “You want me to tower over and stare down at you and your humongous rumblespheres?”
October 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
♉️: “You want me to tower over and stare down at you and your humongous rumblespheres?”
Equius came out wearing a cow print thong and tiny bra along with a choker that had a cowbell on it.
♐️: “Moo.”
♐️: “Moo.”
October 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Equius came out wearing a cow print thong and tiny bra along with a choker that had a cowbell on it.
♐️: “Moo.”
♐️: “Moo.”
Reposted by Men of Alternia + Dave & Jake
🕶️ “D-Dude, you couldn’t wait until I was done with laundry?”
♋️ “Fuck no, especially since you were grinding your ass in my lap as soon as I woke up.”
🕶️ “S-Shit, fine. Just don’t blow a load on my clothes.”
♋️ “Fuck no, especially since you were grinding your ass in my lap as soon as I woke up.”
🕶️ “S-Shit, fine. Just don’t blow a load on my clothes.”
October 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
🕶️ “D-Dude, you couldn’t wait until I was done with laundry?”
♋️ “Fuck no, especially since you were grinding your ass in my lap as soon as I woke up.”
🕶️ “S-Shit, fine. Just don’t blow a load on my clothes.”
♋️ “Fuck no, especially since you were grinding your ass in my lap as soon as I woke up.”
🕶️ “S-Shit, fine. Just don’t blow a load on my clothes.”
Reposted by Men of Alternia + Dave & Jake
❝𝙴𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚊 𝚚𝚞𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚍𝚛í𝚊 𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚛❞
》18+ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ
》ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴ ᴅᴍꜱ
》ᴄᴀꜱᴜᴀʟ / ꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ ʀᴘ
》ᴍɪɴᴏʀꜱ ᴅɴɪ
》ᴛᴡ: ꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ, ᴅʀᴜɢ ᴜꜱᴇ, ɢᴏʀᴇ
•♡+↺•
》18+ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ
》ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴ ᴅᴍꜱ
》ᴄᴀꜱᴜᴀʟ / ꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ ʀᴘ
》ᴍɪɴᴏʀꜱ ᴅɴɪ
》ᴛᴡ: ꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ, ᴅʀᴜɢ ᴜꜱᴇ, ɢᴏʀᴇ
•♡+↺•
March 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
❝𝙴𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚊 𝚚𝚞𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚍𝚛í𝚊 𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚛❞
》18+ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ
》ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴ ᴅᴍꜱ
》ᴄᴀꜱᴜᴀʟ / ꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ ʀᴘ
》ᴍɪɴᴏʀꜱ ᴅɴɪ
》ᴛᴡ: ꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ, ᴅʀᴜɢ ᴜꜱᴇ, ɢᴏʀᴇ
•♡+↺•
》18+ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ
》ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴ ᴅᴍꜱ
》ᴄᴀꜱᴜᴀʟ / ꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ ʀᴘ
》ᴍɪɴᴏʀꜱ ᴅɴɪ
》ᴛᴡ: ꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ, ᴅʀᴜɢ ᴜꜱᴇ, ɢᴏʀᴇ
•♡+↺•
🕶️ “D-Dude, you couldn’t wait until I was done with laundry?”
♋️ “Fuck no, especially since you were grinding your ass in my lap as soon as I woke up.”
🕶️ “S-Shit, fine. Just don’t blow a load on my clothes.”
♋️ “Fuck no, especially since you were grinding your ass in my lap as soon as I woke up.”
🕶️ “S-Shit, fine. Just don’t blow a load on my clothes.”
October 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
🕶️ “D-Dude, you couldn’t wait until I was done with laundry?”
♋️ “Fuck no, especially since you were grinding your ass in my lap as soon as I woke up.”
🕶️ “S-Shit, fine. Just don’t blow a load on my clothes.”
♋️ “Fuck no, especially since you were grinding your ass in my lap as soon as I woke up.”
🕶️ “S-Shit, fine. Just don’t blow a load on my clothes.”
♋️: “Jegus fuck, how are Serket’s tits so fucking massive?”
October 4, 2025 at 9:11 AM
♋️: “Jegus fuck, how are Serket’s tits so fucking massive?”
All it took was for Dave to post a video of him riding a dildo and deepthroating another and the trolls just couldn’t resist him.
September 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
All it took was for Dave to post a video of him riding a dildo and deepthroating another and the trolls just couldn’t resist him.
• Bisexual muses
• 🕶️ is Dave talking and 🇬🇧 is Jake talking
• Scat, piss, & taboo kinks are blocked on site. Any kink except those are okay.
• 🕶️ is Dave talking and 🇬🇧 is Jake talking
• Scat, piss, & taboo kinks are blocked on site. Any kink except those are okay.
September 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
• Bisexual muses
• 🕶️ is Dave talking and 🇬🇧 is Jake talking
• Scat, piss, & taboo kinks are blocked on site. Any kink except those are okay.
• 🕶️ is Dave talking and 🇬🇧 is Jake talking
• Scat, piss, & taboo kinks are blocked on site. Any kink except those are okay.