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Even screaming racists aren’t pedophiles I guess
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Have you not been following tariff news?
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
My expression when bimbo Barbie realizes whose bed she’s been lying in
a cartoon of a pony with the words all new hub on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of a pony with the words all new hub on the bottom
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November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The colorways are great 😊
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I know Joyce was super into scat 😩
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
She was 13.
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
“the public demand for salacious details about who raped children with Epstein” — I am reading this as “public demand for who” = “salacious detail”. If I am incorrect then apologies.
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Disagree. It’s not salacious to demand that abusers are held accountable to the public.
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Oh man hope you feel better soon!
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
But also Jewish space lasers
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
“Otherwise normal life to lead” we see you blowin that 🎷
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
So many people discussing horrible people having sex today.
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It’s an enormous dick and fart joke, I recall from college
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Oh, hippies.
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Hello I have DMed you on Discord
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My classmates in Montessori and I would sit in the school library and flip to the naked picture section and giggle and giggle
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
We saw him recently at Judson’s Live (fantastic venue if you ever decide on a Jazz concept album lol). It was right after the first round of Doge and he spent a moment talking about that. “What are we even doing? Give teachers more money and not less. Give kids free lunch.” He’s a mensch.
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM