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And in 4 days time you'll be too tired to do it.
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Even more controversial take: microwave. <ducks and runs>
September 2, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Please don't make me sign up for Instagram.
August 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Well you've broken it now so you may as well just eat whatever you want in real life too.
August 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I am now tempted to have a go at baking something like this.

I suspect it would go very badly for me.
April 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Are you aware that this is how pasties used to be made? 1 pasty, 2 fillings, wall of pastry between main and dessert filling.
April 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Can confirm
April 2, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Exactly this
March 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
But what's the 7th rule?
February 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I wouldn't make it past the 1 year old. I may be physically stronger, but psychologically they'd have me.
February 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Last time I saw that, it was called a Safe Sex on the Beach.
January 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM