“Hearing reports that people are taking their shirts off, twisting them around their hands, and spinning it like a helicopter. Send in the troops!”

Technically it’s a federal holiday today too

So Jim Donnan is running the DNC?

And it really is a shame how close the 50th anniversary came to landing on a Taco Tuesday…well-seasoned taco night would’ve been perfect

That would be the imposter

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But you seem fine with other Dem senators supporting it, so

GA doesn’t do more than 3 weeks of actual fall weather in a row

And I think either Jobs or Gates was quoted saying “it’ll change the way we design cities” about an invention now remembered as Paul Blart, mall cop’s transportation of choice

And after 12 months that $1600 is going to go to $1700 and the place won’t get any better, or they’ll throw in some new pool chairs and it goes to $1750