Eileen Dorn
@shortdorn.bsky.social
Parent/grandparent/progressive/retired teacher/ current fitness instructor/likened to 4 raccoons in a trench coat but seeing as how I’m short, it’s gotta be only 3. ✡️❤️🔥
The dog:
1) barked
2) asked for treatos
3) napped
4) walked
5) tried to snuggle with chubby razor-pawed friend
The cat:
1) slept
2)slept
3)got up to eat food and then
4) slept
5) got woken up by the dumb barking thing and slapped it silly
1) barked
2) asked for treatos
3) napped
4) walked
5) tried to snuggle with chubby razor-pawed friend
The cat:
1) slept
2)slept
3)got up to eat food and then
4) slept
5) got woken up by the dumb barking thing and slapped it silly
February 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The dog:
1) barked
2) asked for treatos
3) napped
4) walked
5) tried to snuggle with chubby razor-pawed friend
The cat:
1) slept
2)slept
3)got up to eat food and then
4) slept
5) got woken up by the dumb barking thing and slapped it silly
1) barked
2) asked for treatos
3) napped
4) walked
5) tried to snuggle with chubby razor-pawed friend
The cat:
1) slept
2)slept
3)got up to eat food and then
4) slept
5) got woken up by the dumb barking thing and slapped it silly
Bummer. Anyhooooooo gonna make myself a cup of coffee and continue knitting my next “I don’t give a fuck” scarf
February 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Bummer. Anyhooooooo gonna make myself a cup of coffee and continue knitting my next “I don’t give a fuck” scarf
Delete it. Fuck em
January 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Delete it. Fuck em
Deleting this bullshit. I don’t fuck with these shenanigans. Byeeeeee #deletetiktok
January 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Deleting this bullshit. I don’t fuck with these shenanigans. Byeeeeee #deletetiktok
Good morning from not-our-catto-but-absolutely-driving-our-cattos-insane. May you all enjoy getting a rise out of someone today.
December 4, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Good morning from not-our-catto-but-absolutely-driving-our-cattos-insane. May you all enjoy getting a rise out of someone today.
Ordered mine on Etsy
December 1, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Ordered mine on Etsy
Ordered my shirt. Got my new magnet car sticker. Filed under “anger management”
November 30, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Ordered my shirt. Got my new magnet car sticker. Filed under “anger management”
Happy Thanksgiving from the hellscape of Los Angeles. (Pic taken off my front porch.)
November 28, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from the hellscape of Los Angeles. (Pic taken off my front porch.)
Here is Captain America ready for action
November 23, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Here is Captain America ready for action
Capt’n (polydactyl 22 pound dude), Rick and their dog, Charlie.
November 23, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Capt’n (polydactyl 22 pound dude), Rick and their dog, Charlie.
Just laughing incredulously at today’s news after a day filled with views like these. It’s a lot easier to watch the world burn from a distance.
November 14, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Just laughing incredulously at today’s news after a day filled with views like these. It’s a lot easier to watch the world burn from a distance.
My dog is made up of random parts. He disassembles them when he sleeps in the dog bed and then magically it all comes together when someone walks by our house
November 13, 2024 at 5:25 AM
My dog is made up of random parts. He disassembles them when he sleeps in the dog bed and then magically it all comes together when someone walks by our house
Moment of peace in a world filled with WTF moments. Also your reminder that the sooner we step aside to let it all fall apart, the sooner we get to rebuild it back better. Also. Leopards be hungry. #leopardseatfaces
November 13, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Moment of peace in a world filled with WTF moments. Also your reminder that the sooner we step aside to let it all fall apart, the sooner we get to rebuild it back better. Also. Leopards be hungry. #leopardseatfaces
Finding peace and small works of decency. Working in a food bank on Maui (there are still displaced people here) as a debt of gratitude for the beauty and the welcome of those that live here.
November 12, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Finding peace and small works of decency. Working in a food bank on Maui (there are still displaced people here) as a debt of gratitude for the beauty and the welcome of those that live here.
Rick scream-dreaming is all of us today.
October 9, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Rick scream-dreaming is all of us today.