I double check my dishwasher every time I run it despite the fact that I know they're definitely not in there.

Vote no on the CR, Ed.

2:30 is reserved for going to the dentist, everyone knows that.

Sometimes what you're looking for is right under your nose.

I long to be a silver fox like him.

@titus-andronicus.bsky.social has already posited a New New Jersey, so I don't see why this also couldn't be taken under consideration.