Shormu // 🔞 //
@shormu.bsky.social
18+ ONLY // THIS PROFILE CONTAINS NSFW CONTENT, MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED // Writer of big growy shenanigans on FA // 25 y/o // my knees make weird noises when I stand
Stories @ https://www.furaffinity.net/user/shormu
Icon by @deaddufuss.bsky.social
Stories @ https://www.furaffinity.net/user/shormu
Icon by @deaddufuss.bsky.social
I made lamb, roasted carrots and mashed potatoes c: Hope everyone is having a nice evening!
September 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I made lamb, roasted carrots and mashed potatoes c: Hope everyone is having a nice evening!
Copied a local restaurants recipe for "Tuscan" chicken (idk what makes it Tuscan)
Grilled chicken breast with mozzarella, on a bed of sauteed onions, spinach and red bell peppers. Served with tomato basil pasta because I had that on hand
#food #foodsky #furry #photography #cooking
Grilled chicken breast with mozzarella, on a bed of sauteed onions, spinach and red bell peppers. Served with tomato basil pasta because I had that on hand
#food #foodsky #furry #photography #cooking
August 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Copied a local restaurants recipe for "Tuscan" chicken (idk what makes it Tuscan)
Grilled chicken breast with mozzarella, on a bed of sauteed onions, spinach and red bell peppers. Served with tomato basil pasta because I had that on hand
#food #foodsky #furry #photography #cooking
Grilled chicken breast with mozzarella, on a bed of sauteed onions, spinach and red bell peppers. Served with tomato basil pasta because I had that on hand
#food #foodsky #furry #photography #cooking
Need a place to rest your head? :3
Art: @catshaped.neocities.org
#NSFW #Furry #Art #Digitalart #hyper
Art: @catshaped.neocities.org
#NSFW #Furry #Art #Digitalart #hyper
August 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Need a place to rest your head? :3
Art: @catshaped.neocities.org
#NSFW #Furry #Art #Digitalart #hyper
Art: @catshaped.neocities.org
#NSFW #Furry #Art #Digitalart #hyper
August 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
mmmm the temptation is irresistable
August 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
mmmm the temptation is irresistable
July 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
July 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
May 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
this account was supposed to be primarily NSFW content but now it's just become grounds to post all my cooking LMFAO
#cooking #food #photography #foodsky
#cooking #food #photography #foodsky
February 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
this account was supposed to be primarily NSFW content but now it's just become grounds to post all my cooking LMFAO
#cooking #food #photography #foodsky
#cooking #food #photography #foodsky
I bottom racked my salmon in the smoker last night and it took on so much more smoke flavor than usual lmfao I love cooking
#cooking #foodsky #photography #food
#cooking #foodsky #photography #food
February 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I bottom racked my salmon in the smoker last night and it took on so much more smoke flavor than usual lmfao I love cooking
#cooking #foodsky #photography #food
#cooking #foodsky #photography #food
me: just wants to write dumb porn and maybe make a bit of money off it
also me, calculating the gravitational constant of cum:
also me, calculating the gravitational constant of cum:
February 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
me: just wants to write dumb porn and maybe make a bit of money off it
also me, calculating the gravitational constant of cum:
also me, calculating the gravitational constant of cum:
I completely understand why people find the hyper fetish to be goofy but sometimes I can't help but think how EXTRAORDINARILY goofy the research I have to do for the really extreme stuff and yeah I get why people laugh at it LMFAO
February 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I completely understand why people find the hyper fetish to be goofy but sometimes I can't help but think how EXTRAORDINARILY goofy the research I have to do for the really extreme stuff and yeah I get why people laugh at it LMFAO
this fried chicken is so good I use it for everything now
February 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
this fried chicken is so good I use it for everything now
January 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
also another thing I cook all the goddamn time are BURGERS. my favorite thing about burgers are how different they taste depending on where you get your beef from, and I frequent a few small farms in my area just for that variety. would highly recommend anyone else do the same if you can.
#cooking
#cooking
December 29, 2024 at 8:01 PM
also another thing I cook all the goddamn time are BURGERS. my favorite thing about burgers are how different they taste depending on where you get your beef from, and I frequent a few small farms in my area just for that variety. would highly recommend anyone else do the same if you can.
#cooking
#cooking
December 29, 2024 at 7:55 PM
so I made these lamb chops with bearded butcher black seasoning, smoked them over cherry & hickory pellets for an hour, then took them out, cranked the smoker to 450° and seared them with a brown sugar, butter, garlic & soy sauce reduction glazed over them until 145° int and rested for 10m
#cooking
#cooking
December 29, 2024 at 7:44 PM
so I made these lamb chops with bearded butcher black seasoning, smoked them over cherry & hickory pellets for an hour, then took them out, cranked the smoker to 450° and seared them with a brown sugar, butter, garlic & soy sauce reduction glazed over them until 145° int and rested for 10m
#cooking
#cooking
AHHHH HOLY FUCK IM OLDER
December 25, 2024 at 11:28 PM
AHHHH HOLY FUCK IM OLDER
im rly proud of the turkey i made this year
butterflied, smoked & roasted for 5 hours with butter herbs and seasoning
#cooking #thanksgiving
butterflied, smoked & roasted for 5 hours with butter herbs and seasoning
#cooking #thanksgiving
November 30, 2024 at 7:34 PM
im rly proud of the turkey i made this year
butterflied, smoked & roasted for 5 hours with butter herbs and seasoning
#cooking #thanksgiving
butterflied, smoked & roasted for 5 hours with butter herbs and seasoning
#cooking #thanksgiving
Tfw you drink too much juice that gives you every dick and makes them planet sized...
Old comm by the very talented @lewdlunadelsol.bsky.social feat. many people on FA
#furry #furryart #nsfwart #nsfw #hyper #commart #commission
Old comm by the very talented @lewdlunadelsol.bsky.social feat. many people on FA
#furry #furryart #nsfwart #nsfw #hyper #commart #commission
October 20, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Tfw you drink too much juice that gives you every dick and makes them planet sized...
Old comm by the very talented @lewdlunadelsol.bsky.social feat. many people on FA
#furry #furryart #nsfwart #nsfw #hyper #commart #commission
Old comm by the very talented @lewdlunadelsol.bsky.social feat. many people on FA
#furry #furryart #nsfwart #nsfw #hyper #commart #commission
