Fuck you Elon! You want all your employees to return to the office but when you want to suck Nazi dick in Germany, you do it over Zoom!

Fuck you Donny, stop telling LA to put out fires with water from the Pacific Northwest! Water doesn’t flow up and over mountains you dumb orange fuck! Where did you learn how gravity works? The school for the heavily concussed?

Fuck you Donny, I tried to get your mom to give me a squeezer last week in the parking lot at Mar a Lago after one too many appletinis but she was too busy wiping your ass and refreshing your pampers supply you incontinent fuck.

Hey Elon, you big dumb fuck, who was president four years ago? Or are you so deep in a k-hole that you can’t do math anymore?

Fuck you Zuck, how does a man have 200 billion dollars and negative two balls at the same time?

Fuck you Donny, you dance like you’re trying to jack off two dudes at once while thinking about Arnold Palmer. Are you trying to give someone a stroke or are you just having one?

Fuck you Elon, you think you’re Thomas Edison, but you’re Werner von Braun with like a pretty bad head injury!

Fuck you Elon, you dance like your butt plug is about to fall out.

Fuck you Elon, you swallow so much Nazi cum, you need Ozempic so you don’t break your bathroom scale.

Fuck you Elon, the only dudes driving your Cybertruck couldn’t even get a sex doll to fuck them.

Fuck you Elon, do you also run your Department of Bedroom Efficiency with another man bc you can’t get it done yourself or do you just let Vivek cuck you there too?

Fuck you Elon, you and your nazi bros probably suck each other off so much you’re trying to figure out how to how to use their brogurt for rocket fuel

Fuck you Elon, if my mom had to go on national television to defend me, I’d fucking die of embarrassment! Do you still breast feed you dumb fuck?