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"I am the MFing Shore Patrol MFer!"

The Last Detail is my spirit animal.

Irish🍀☠️Pirate


USCG🛟⚓Vet.
I am fan of TV, Film, Actors, Directors and Artists.
NYC to L.A. and the Cape.
Bad actor.
Fuck🖕tRump
Comedy saves lives, trying to make you laugh.
💯 Good morning.
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
💯
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Cheers to all my veteran friends and employees at the Boston VA.
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Mary MagaDullyn?
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
USCG drinks beer 🍻 and whiskey, tequila, vodka and gin.

Space Force drinks tRump wine and cider...
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Now it looks like a Nazi whorehouse.
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Or turning your back 😏
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Felon Felon who's not a Felon, anymore?
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Every American should have the same health care plan as every member of Congress.

The End!!!
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Wet paper.

Fuckers!!!
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The guy in my neighborhood makes his wife drive his now because he's so embarrassed...saw her at the dump the other day.
Makes the perfect garbage truck.😜
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Joker 3.0
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
💯🤡👑
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Burning it all down was Putin's plan all along...🔥🔥🔥🔥👑🐷💩🤡💰🍄‍🟫💀
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
A big crazy drug addict like Hitler.
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
He needs a Gitmo, Cuba one too.
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
But give the ketomine k-hole king 👑🐷💩🤡 a trillion dollars 💰 for his every brilliant syllable.
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
tRump loves sending notes.
November 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
💯💩🐷💩🤡💩
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
💯🙊🙉🙈
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Epstein banged her first 🥇 Donny got sloppy seconds 🤢
November 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
💯
November 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
🐷🐷👑🍄‍🟫
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM