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• Gen X and exhausted, y'all
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I fondly remember the #rapture of 2011. Here's what was left, it happened while we were in a hotel in Portland, OR. I don't know who took the picture, so I'm assuming it was a miracle. Anyway, they quickly sent us both back for some reason... Maybe it's the gay thing? Oh well. Maybe today's the day!
My empty post-rapture clothing sitting on a hotel chair.
September 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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In the mood for some classic kitsch tonight. I do appreciate it musically, but it's hard to separate it from the kitsch...which I also enjoy!

I believe is the album that spawned a brilliant 70s electro-disco cover of "Firecracker" by #YellowMagicOrchestra.

#MartinDenny #Exotica
A turntable playing Martin Denny's "Quiet Village" LP
September 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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My husband always gives me the sweetest birthday cards.
A card depicting a charcoal drawing of dinosaurs. In bright green text are the words "You don't look a day over extinct"
August 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Someone out there must recognize these two excellent gents. (Seattle, last weekend)
Two amazing musicians and their equally amazing band onstage in Seattle last weekend. One on guitar, one on keyboards (and occasionally accordion).
June 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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The film has some of the most beautiful and haunting imagery. It's stayed with me since I was a kid...
A scene from "Watership Down" where the rabbit is given its tail. A scene from "Watership Down" where one of our heroes knows that Death has finally come to take him home.
April 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Countless hours of my teen years were spent like this. And it was fantastic!
#80s #CassetteTapes
A cartoon of a kid putting a cassette tape into his Walkman, then laying back and listening via headphones while reading the unfolded lyric sheet.
April 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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I spotted this amazing photo of Mr. Peanutbutter in the background of a #BojackHorseman episode.

I honestly kinda want to print & frame it. 😀
A framed photo of Mr. Peanutbutter topless, with hands covering his boobs from behind. A photo of Mr. Peanutbutter topless, with hands covering his boobs from behind.
April 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Like dis?
The Charmin Bear is unexpectedly...endowed.
April 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I've been craving trashy #PotatoSalad lately. Did I really need to buy this GIANT 5lb tub of it at Costco? Nope. Am I gonna scarf it down in strategically moderate amounts? Absolutely.

My German husband won't touch the stuff...he'll only eat the Potato Salad of His People™, a.k.a. Kartoffelsalat.
A 5lb tub of trashy Costco potato salad. Enjoy.
April 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Keep our streets clean, y'all!

#swasticar #shit #dogs
An official-looking street sign instructing dog walkers to deposit their dog poop into the nearest Cybertruck.
April 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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New "Dumb & Dumber" sequel has been greenlit!
#musk #Trump #dipshits
Musk & Trump in a Tesla mirror a scene from Dumb & Dumber.
March 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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On the #vinyl menu tonight: "Comparsa" by #DeepForest. Their first 3 albums, especially this and "Boheme", were staples of my music diet in the 90s... So many beautiful tracks that really kicked the "world music" thing up a notch, with the occasional dancy slapper. Love these guys.
#NowSpinning
The clear vinyl LP "Comparsa" by Deep Forest spins on a turntable, with the LP cover perched above it. The cover shows two bright blue butterflies, one featuring the band's logo on its wing.
March 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Gotta appreciate the classics...
A German parade float depicting Trump getting humped by a Russian bear. The bear has a very big grin while Trump has his usual grimace.
March 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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OMG. I finally spotted a #Swasticar ™ in the wild--snapped this on my dashcam last night. It was even stupider-looking than I thought it might be, even on a dark freeway. I literally LOLed. (I must add that I don't drive much these days, otherwise I might have been "blessed" with this much sooner.)
A shit-looking "cybertruck" driving down a highway at night. It's chunky and ugly, like the owner of its company.
March 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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This Sunday evening, we're only making plans for Nigel. He just needs this helping hand...
#XTC #NowSpinning
A turntable playing "Drums and Wires" by XTC, with the LP cover sitting nearby.
February 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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So #GoogleMaps can rename the Gulf of Mexico to whatever Velveeta Voldemort comes up with while tweeting on the toilet, but they somehow can't manage to put our home address in the right spot? Our house doesn't even appear on the map at all. We've corrected this 3-4 times and it never sticks.
A snapshot of Google Maps being incredibly stupid, sticking our home address on the detached garage and showing a big blank space where our actual house is.
February 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Don't take me alive...

#NowSpinning #SteelyDan
A turntable next to a colorful lamp, with the cover of Steely Dan's LP "The Royal Scam" sitting nearby. The LP is spinning on the turntable.
February 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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This task of hauling a giant schlong up a hill looked pretty strenuous.
#TheTraitorsUK #schlongs
A scene from The Traitors UK showing two men carrying a large statue piece up a grassy hill. It's the lower half of an Easter Island type of statue, but it's looking a whole lot more like a giant schlong to me. A scene from The Traitors UK showing two men carrying a large statue piece up a grassy hill. It's the lower half of an Easter Island type of statue, but it's looking a whole lot more like a giant schlong to me.
January 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Sunday vibe: zzzzzzZZzzrrRrrrr

#DogsOfBluesky #pitties
A brown and white pitbull mix snoozes in the sunlight near a window. His mouth is slightly open, showing a few of his little front chompers.
January 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Modern science is amazing, y'all. #facebook #rats
100% real news headline: "Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking". A photo of both rats is included.
January 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Lovely day for a stroll with the pooch. Finally, some sunlight in #Seattle!
A view of walking down a street without sidewalks, with tall conifer trees on either side. Blue sky on a winter day.
January 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian...
#NowSpinning #SteelyDan
Steely Dan's LP "Gaucho" cover next to the vinyl spinning on a turntable. Sorry, that was sloppy but it is what it is.
December 29, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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I've been posting this dumb cartoon (not mine) on Facebook every Christmas for a decade. It's apparently my one last Christmas tradition, so I may as well bring it over here! #MerryChristmas #poop
Pencil-drawn cartoon of Santa sitting on a chimney with his breeches down, apparently delivering a "special gift."
December 25, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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Tonight's "why not?" #cocktail: Empress Elderflower Rose gin and Fresca. Trashy, yes...but it's honestly not bad.
A bottle of deep red Empress Elderflower Rose gin, a can of Fresca, and a cocktail glass with a mixture of both (plus ice).
December 16, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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Doing some (late) #decorating for #Christmas! We haven't had a tree in years so we decided to dress this one up with appropriately inappropriate trinkets.
A round Christmas tree decoration with "Cum Chugger" printed on it in a jaunty font. A round Christmas tree decoration with "Cunts Everywhere" printed on it.
December 12, 2024 at 3:37 AM