You who here wants motherfuckin bsky invite

Well I guess that settles it

This is worse than the time I was supposed to feed dialogue to Mitch McConnell
(Cuts to peter eating Cheetos and not paying attention to the monitor while Mitch freezes)

Let's hunt down all of these GIANTS on mountaintops (can we talk. About that here)

Just thought of a cool meme. But I don't want anyone to steal it so I can't tell

Fedoras are pretty epic if I do say so fine sir

I feel like I'm losing my freaking mind or something. I have no idea what this means and everyone is FREAKING saying it's "2023" mind blown

Release the "twitter" cut 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣#funny #joke #dccomics #memes

Call the patent office tell them to copyright the name Twitter I want a quarter every time someone says it

A guy loses the final Jeopardy and Ken Jennings is like "Aww jeez I'm sorry Toney. That brings you to ONE dollar" and the guy throws a chair at him and wrestles him and he wins back the money

Bluesky nation.
Bluesky army.

We are fucking back gamers let's rock and roll let's fucking rock and roll let rock and let's roll we do a little rocking we do a little rolling rickety rock and rickety roll they see me rockin ... they rollin. I said a rock. A roll. A rocky to the rocky to the roc r

The fiasco is about to begin

Guys is this real or not I think it is and I'm really scared

"THESE DONUTS ARE GREAT!"
"JELLY FILLED ONES ARE MY FAVORITE!"
"NOTHING BEATS A JELLY FILLED DONUT!"

Just saw an 8 foot alien in my backyarf and told him "GET OUT OF HERE ALIEN THIS IS MY COUNTRY" and it turned my organs into goo fuck fuck fucm

You gotta loop dee loop and kek...and ya shoes are lookin shrek

I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossi