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Shonna White
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Author, artist, gamer & GIANT GEEK (she/her) 🇨🇦
Tortured soul behind the writer's resource
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Internet, I need some help, and my husband isn't on bluesky!

Every year I get my husband some new hot sauce for his x-mas stocking. Always something like the grenade bottle or storm trooper helmet... Having trouble finding a fun one this year.

Who has a lead?

Doesn't have to be super spicy
a bottle of ketracel white hot sauce next to a candle
ALT: a bottle of ketracel white hot sauce next to a candle
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November 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Internet, I need some help, and my husband isn't on bluesky!

Every year I get my husband some new hot sauce for his x-mas stocking. Always something like the grenade bottle or storm trooper helmet... Having trouble finding a fun one this year.

Who has a lead?

Doesn't have to be super spicy
a bottle of ketracel white hot sauce next to a candle
ALT: a bottle of ketracel white hot sauce next to a candle
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I have a bunch of videos of the bobcats. The soft background music in all of them? My husband's video game. 🤣
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
We have visitors. I’d noticed this area was tamped down last week.

NOW I WANT TO BUILD A GIANT CAT HOUSE!
November 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Coming to realize that 90% of people I “follow” on TikTok *I* NEVER FOLLOWED!
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Me surveying my very black wardrobe with a hint of satisfaction as I think "see, parents, it wasn't just a faze!".

PSH. Colour!
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Dear gods, maybe if I sit still enough the day won't see me!
a cartoon of a girl saying it can 't get any worse can it .
ALT: a cartoon of a girl saying it can 't get any worse can it .
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November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I feel like I could run an entire account of spotting BS on the internet.

Even if this product worked (go here to learn about infrared devices: www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... ), claiming fat will never come back is the HUGE RED FLAG CLUE that the company is preying on you.
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
OMFG... people ... don't ...

Someone on Threads (and two months earlier someone on FB) is trying to claim this lovely game of "spot what's wrong" is real.

So many people are congratulating them...

OMFG
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Just us, strapping our tree together until spring. Precautionary, but that whole left stem needs to come off sooner rather than later. It's a pretty penny to bring down...thus spring.

At least we have a wood burning fireplace?
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Hahahaah.... SHUT UP!
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
... I'm sure 😆
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Currently, my travelling/workout audio book is Devney Perry's Shield of Sparrows.

While some of the initial scenes fell into some over description and clichés, I'm really enjoying her writing. It's avoiding a lot of what I find 'tolerable' in the genre. Not all, but the writing is pretty damn good
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Morally grey men in books: 😍🌶️🛌

Morally grey men in real life: 😒🚫🚩

Listen, I know I have issues, and they're fictional.
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Hehehehe.

I've been thinking about getting back into learning Japanese (it's been a LOOOONG) time. My question is...does it now come with bat wielding owls breaking into your house?
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Marketers, I *SWEAR* no one needs daily emails about shoes, bulbs, lingerie, etc. Or pretty much anything.

This is how to get most people to unsubscribe.

WTF.
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I don't know why, but this cracks me up EVERY DAMN TIME I SEE IT!
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Is it Real or AI?

Use caution when watching door camera or night vision videos online. Trust me, that eagle didn’t just try to steal a baby.

Having the video show as door cam or night vision makes you disregard all the AI artifacts (pixelation and inconsistencies) because you EXPECT poor quality.
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Spotting AI video tip - beginner edition:

Watch for a Sora watermark. It may not show up right away. It bounces around the screen and sometime “gets cut off” totally innocently, I’m sure 😒

But it can be removed. Look for a blurry or pixelated spot popping up around the screen.
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Listen, we can put people on the moon and land fairly reliably on Mars now…

I just want an affordable shower system with a digital display that allows me to adjust temperatures by half a degree at a time rather than playing with dials like I’m fucking Goldilocks!
November 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I feel I know a DM or two who would do this. Heheheh. 😆
October 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This is, unfortunately, me. I’m trying to get better!
October 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This is what I want to see! It’s a start, but these conversations and laws and ethics around AI need to happen. And more.
I’m not anti-AI, but it is massively problematic.
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This is FOLLOWING the crippling anxiety of writing a synopsis (or two of different lengths) and query letter.
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM