Dr. G
@shondagoward.bsky.social
Student success advocate. “When you get the answer you’re looking for, hang up.” - Billy Beane
I wish I could show y’all my friend’s very Black home decor. I feel so at home and cozy. To give you a sense just know she has a Bible trivia game over the corner.
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I wish I could show y’all my friend’s very Black home decor. I feel so at home and cozy. To give you a sense just know she has a Bible trivia game over the corner.
We talk about the boys that need to get back in the garage and break out the guitars, but also what happened to the righteous lesbians? The girlies and theydies are not giving any Lillith Fair anthems.
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
We talk about the boys that need to get back in the garage and break out the guitars, but also what happened to the righteous lesbians? The girlies and theydies are not giving any Lillith Fair anthems.
Was on FT with my family and pulled a single, childfree auntie move. That baby started crying and I said okay gotta go now! And hung up. 😂
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Was on FT with my family and pulled a single, childfree auntie move. That baby started crying and I said okay gotta go now! And hung up. 😂
Got out of the car singing, poorly, at the top my lungs thinking no one was around.
My neighbor was absolutely outside. He is bright red he’s so tickled.
😂😂😂
My neighbor was absolutely outside. He is bright red he’s so tickled.
😂😂😂
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Got out of the car singing, poorly, at the top my lungs thinking no one was around.
My neighbor was absolutely outside. He is bright red he’s so tickled.
😂😂😂
My neighbor was absolutely outside. He is bright red he’s so tickled.
😂😂😂
Dag. My grocery store is open until 6pm. Back in the day you had until noon and it was a wrap. Workers can’t even put their feet up with fam. 🥲
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Dag. My grocery store is open until 6pm. Back in the day you had until noon and it was a wrap. Workers can’t even put their feet up with fam. 🥲
Now they gotta wake up on Thanksgiving and be reminded. Cold world. 😅
Who’s the best NBA player to never make an All-Star team? Some that come to mind that I’ve seen are Drazen Petrovic, Ron Harper, Derek Harper, CJ McCollum, and Rod Strickland.
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Now they gotta wake up on Thanksgiving and be reminded. Cold world. 😅
I put up some things into my firebox. I’m for real adulting out here.
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I put up some things into my firebox. I’m for real adulting out here.
I haven’t seen hide nor hair of Michael Eric Dyson in a minute. Did the brother retire? Is he alright?
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I haven’t seen hide nor hair of Michael Eric Dyson in a minute. Did the brother retire? Is he alright?
Tis the season for eggnog in my coffee. ☕️
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Tis the season for eggnog in my coffee. ☕️
This is a thirst trap. 😅
Brisket burnt ends, headed to the smoker for that candied finish.
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This is a thirst trap. 😅
This lady bought a basic economy seat on an 18-hr flight to Singapore and is trying to finesse this gate agent into giving her somebody else’s better seat based on age. No ma’am.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This lady bought a basic economy seat on an 18-hr flight to Singapore and is trying to finesse this gate agent into giving her somebody else’s better seat based on age. No ma’am.
DC must be on my mind because “Wind Me Up Chuck” has been stuck in my head all day.
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
DC must be on my mind because “Wind Me Up Chuck” has been stuck in my head all day.
I just love how WE say “Ca-luh-phone-ya.”
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I just love how WE say “Ca-luh-phone-ya.”
Someone should have come up with a Jive brand turkey by now.
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Someone should have come up with a Jive brand turkey by now.
This is culturally a wild question. 😅
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This is culturally a wild question. 😅
My friend didn’t send me a reel for like a week and a half. I lobbed one over. No response. Me: Calls and she had one day to answer before I called her job and then the law.
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My friend didn’t send me a reel for like a week and a half. I lobbed one over. No response. Me: Calls and she had one day to answer before I called her job and then the law.
Since we’re losing recipes, I’m going to bring back fruit mincemeat pie for Christmas. I haven’t had one in decades.
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Since we’re losing recipes, I’m going to bring back fruit mincemeat pie for Christmas. I haven’t had one in decades.
Every year here comes somebody trying to tell us that food we eat once per year needs to be healthier. If you don’t git!
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Every year here comes somebody trying to tell us that food we eat once per year needs to be healthier. If you don’t git!
You get to be lost. What you don’t get to do is keep stopping in the middle of the sidewalk and no one can get around you.
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
You get to be lost. What you don’t get to do is keep stopping in the middle of the sidewalk and no one can get around you.
Seasoned woman tried to Debo me out of my aisle seat with “I had a knee replacement.”
Me: “Me too, Ma’am.”
Flight attendant: “Please sit in your window seat.”
Me: “Me too, Ma’am.”
Flight attendant: “Please sit in your window seat.”
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Seasoned woman tried to Debo me out of my aisle seat with “I had a knee replacement.”
Me: “Me too, Ma’am.”
Flight attendant: “Please sit in your window seat.”
Me: “Me too, Ma’am.”
Flight attendant: “Please sit in your window seat.”
I know y’all see this fog. If you don’t think this flight is going to be delayed then you don’t know San Francisco.
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I know y’all see this fog. If you don’t think this flight is going to be delayed then you don’t know San Francisco.
Folks, we can’t get on the plane if you don’t move out of the way and let the people off the plane.
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Folks, we can’t get on the plane if you don’t move out of the way and let the people off the plane.
Me getting healthier means I have to pack food with me all the time. 😩
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Me getting healthier means I have to pack food with me all the time. 😩
I just know NC is out there giving them people hell while taking their shirts off and waving them in the air like a helicopter.
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I just know NC is out there giving them people hell while taking their shirts off and waving them in the air like a helicopter.
Sometimes you should hold things in your back pocket until it’s time to pop out and show…
Even if it’s years.
Even if it’s years.
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Sometimes you should hold things in your back pocket until it’s time to pop out and show…
Even if it’s years.
Even if it’s years.