Eater Chicago has a pair of James Beard Media Award nominations. LFG, Chicago.

www.eater.com/press-room/2...

Disappointed at the lack of DOGE Ball memes with Elon a remember of Globo Gym.

@dc.com creates an exclusive cover for the Philippines with the Flash eating chicken feet in Manila.

This is America?

Ok. The Wieners Circle bit with Poochie after the game was good.

I, for one, am excited by the DirecTV Holiday Bowl ads on Fox during the Bears game.

My toddler just asked for a Brian Dennehy decorated birthday cake. He hasn’t complained about pizza yet, but I think it proves he is from
Chicago.

If Stacey Augmon was Plastic Man I guess Pip wanted an Elon-gated Man.

I will see myself out.

My 2-year-old tells me “Hot To Go” is about a slice of pepperoni pizza. Can’t fault his logic.

Pretty city.

A Garda World truck pulled up while I was waiting in line for this CosMc’s McDonald’s malarkey in Bolingbrook. (2 hour drive thru line). And I was ready to fight thinking they cut in line (they did not). I feel I just proved my Chicago Card.

My wife walks into “Tory Burch,” and based on the logo I wonder if this is just a front for Hydra and she is a sleeper agent.

Uncle Mike’s is the best. A worker even saw us struggle cleaning one of the kid’s dishes and took it and washed it for us in the back. You love to see good hospitality. And we rewarded the staff for looking out for us with a bigger tip.

Watermelon butter beer from the Richmond Night Market outside of Vancouver.

Real journalists will be triggered by this for good reason even though it’s fine. What I mean is this would go over most everyone’s heads on Threads.

Going to be stuck here for 90 minutes. AMA.