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An image of a coffee cup with the caption: Three sips for the Bean roasted and ground, Seven for the Milk bringing the white, Nine for the Sugar with the coffee crowned, One for the Caffeine on its throne of light In the coffee cup where the Darkness lie. One beverage to rule them all, One beverage to find them, One beverage to bring them all and in its darkness bind them In the coffee cup where the Darkness lie.
October 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Tried a new English muffin recipe. This one was really good! mommyshomecooking.com/eggless-home...
Some English muffins resting on a wire rack
October 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Homemade Oreos! #baking
Some chocolate cookies with frosting in the middle cooling on a wire rack.
March 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Nope. Not stress baking…
Eight chocolate donuts cooling on some parchment paper
March 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Sausage biscuits for breakfast!
A buttermilk biscuit cut in half with a sausage patty on the inside.
March 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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A picture of a person at a laptop with the caption: Download smaller viruses to your computer to help it build an immunity
January 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Baguettes! This recipe was really easy—set up last night after dinner and finished today during my lunch break! https://momsdish.com/baguette #baking
Three baguettes cooling on a wire rack
November 19, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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Judgement
A gray tabby looking down and judging me from the hallway railing
November 19, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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Macaulay Culkin flavored creamer?
A bottle of international delight creamer that is Home Alone themed with a cartoon depiction of Kevin McCallister and the wet bandits.
November 19, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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How about blaming a society that penalizes parents for giving childhood independence and not allowing children or teenagers in public spaces without chaperones? Almost every store where I live has a sign saying people under 18 need a parent.
But how did Gen Z become so risk-averse? The most popular answers are a combination of too much time on social media exacerbated by pandemic isolation and a lack of childhood independence. While earlier cohorts spent their adolescence hanging out with friends away from adult supervision, Gen Z childhoods were defined by increasing isolation, screen-time, and parental hovering.
November 18, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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Dinner rolls! #baking
Some cloverleaf shaped dinner rolls cooling on a wire rack
November 17, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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English muffins! #baking Used the King Arthur mix this time. Good thing too since I seriously misjudged how long these need to be on the skillet (and how long he crumpet rings need to stay on)
English muffins cooling on a wire rack on a counter
November 17, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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Found this elsewhere, but it is nonetheless true.
A cartoon showing four people planking in front of a laptop with the caption “how to run short & effective meetings”. The second panel shows three people doing this in real life.
November 15, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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Sign saying: Diet tip: your pants won’t get too tight if you don’t wear any.
November 11, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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Banana muffins! #baking
Some banana muffins cooling on a wire rack in red cupcake wrappers
November 10, 2024 at 11:06 PM
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This cat does NOT regret meowing at us outside for months until we relented 🤣
Picture of a long haired gray tabby on her back showing her belly while I pet her. She’s got a clipped ear because someone took her to the vet to get fixed when she was feral.
November 5, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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Kitties!
A one eyed black cat looking at the hand holding the camera while sitting on his cat perch in front of partially closed blinds A long-haired tabby staring at the hand holding the camera. Her ear is clipped because she was a trap-and-release cat before informing us that she wants to live in this house.
October 31, 2024 at 1:47 AM
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Monster cookies! #baking
Cookies cooling on a wire rack on a counter. The cookies have royal icing eyes and are filled with Halloween colored sprinkles and m&ms
October 20, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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#LichenSubscribe
A mushroom that looks like a stool
October 20, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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Oatmeal raisin protein muffins! #baking
Some oatmeal raisin muffins on a cooling rack
October 14, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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Found this elsewhere but had to share.
Two panels. Top panel: f(x) with a picture of a dog surround by fire drinking coffee saying this is fine. Bottom panel: f^-1(x) with a picture of a flame surrounded by dogs drinking coffee saying this is fine.
October 12, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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Searched my camera roll for “hell” 🤣
An image of an anthropomorphic cookie and Cookie Monster with the following text: “At first Cookie Monster was confused why he was sent to hell by God, but then he realized that the sinners had all been turned into cookies. He wasn't being punished, he was the punishment.”
October 9, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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A long haired gray tabby on the floor with her front paws crossed like hands.
September 18, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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I feel late to the party…
The Bluesky user number exclaiming they are celebrating 10m users saying I am user #2,043,237.
September 17, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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Saw this on another site. Amazing 🤣
A Pokémon trainer sees e^x “A wild exponential function appeared!” The Pokémon trainer puts it in d/dx(e^x) “You used differentiate!” The Pokémon trainer sees e^x “It’s not very effective…”
September 13, 2024 at 1:57 AM