Chris Shoeman
shoeman.bsky.social
Chris Shoeman
@shoeman.bsky.social
I have no idea what I'm doing.
21, he/him, blue collar wagie, wannabe musician.
I think today I've eaten the most I've eaten in a loooong time. Feeling like a fatass. I didn't eat after midnight last night and my body needs all the food in the omniverse for recovery, soooo I think I can get away with it today.
Surgeries are fun lmao
October 11, 2023 at 3:43 AM
Hello folks of Bluesky, I was in the mountains today and it got reeeeally misty. Almost thought some Lovecraftian aliens were gonna show up and then I'd have to shoot my whole family in the car and then military comes through and it clears up and I lose my mind (The Mist (2007 film) reference)
August 27, 2023 at 2:15 AM
And then my folks say I'm a tinfoil hat wearer when I'm concerned about my data privacy... 😔
August 27, 2023 at 2:07 AM
I think I've seen enough Trump mugshot memes for a lifetime lmao
August 25, 2023 at 9:59 PM
Uhhhh I forgot to add alt text how can I retroactively add alt text or should I delete and repost
August 24, 2023 at 5:47 PM
Perhaps Richard Stallman was on to something when he wrote this...🤔🤔
August 24, 2023 at 5:42 PM
Damn Bluesky why'd you have to make it so image uploading requires canvas extraction
Also we need 2FA
That is all
August 23, 2023 at 2:50 AM
Good morning sky of blue, what meme or computer rant should I post today
August 22, 2023 at 10:57 AM
Reposted by Chris Shoeman
if I ever forgot to safely eject a USB mass storage device, it'd be the only thing on my mind until I checked that the fs is still alive
August 20, 2023 at 8:19 PM
August 21, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Where are all the computer nerds of Bluesky at? Come say hi! Especially if you like (GNU/)Linux, libre software, retro computers, idk all that cool epic nerdy stuff. And heavy metal.
But everyone is welcome to gaze at my banger skeets of course. And cringe. 💀
August 20, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Docker try not to be confusing challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
August 19, 2023 at 7:32 AM
Reposted by Chris Shoeman
current mood
August 18, 2023 at 3:54 AM
I just discovered videos of electrical fireballs traveling along power lines and can't stop watching them
August 18, 2023 at 9:27 PM
Thank you, people of Bluesky, for subjecting me to Clippy pregnancy fanart. I never knew I needed it. 💀💀
August 16, 2023 at 3:32 AM
Teardrop tattoos but instead of body count, each time I reinstall Debian I get a Debian logo tattooed (I would become Debian, there is only Debian, the Debian is coming, the Debian is coming, the )
August 16, 2023 at 3:20 AM
I really need to figure out how to make OS reinstallations easier and faster. Going through all my computers is getting tiring.
August 15, 2023 at 4:32 AM
Reposted by Chris Shoeman
August 13, 2023 at 9:53 PM
Mfw my main PC dies, so I use my next best desktop as a backup, then that dies. Now I'm using an old laptop to not risk losing another good desktop.

Mfw I can't even have one program open without writing swap space because everything has to be a damn Electron app now. 4GB RAM used to be so much 😭
August 14, 2023 at 12:21 AM
I wonder if I could modify conky to look like a Windows Vista widget.
August 13, 2023 at 12:50 AM
Ba(d )sh #1:

#!/bin/bash
if pidof xdg-document-portal ; then
kill $(pidof xdg-document-portal)
fi

(For context: xdg-document-portal has an issue where sometimes it will access files indefinitely - it happens to me with Flatpak apps on Debian. So I just cobbled this together. Why not ig)
August 12, 2023 at 9:52 PM
Does Bluesky support *markdown* by chance?
## test?
`test again?`
August 12, 2023 at 9:48 PM
Hello world, or Bluesky, or something.
August 12, 2023 at 8:20 PM